//My riddler is getting an updated design, so I will return to my blog soon to share his new design and credit the artist.
I wanted to put him on hold until he got a new design!//
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basically the whole bible happens to me daily
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i can't flirt i will just tell you to kill yourself
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you cant fucking hurt me bitch im protected by the migratory bird act
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin: if his ear was a cunt, he would fuck it.
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My popularity forever grows and I don't even need to post.
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I'd say I have nothing of value to say today, but the fact I am talking to you is valuable and you should all cherish it.
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Riddle me this:
Fuck.
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"are you picking up what I'm putting down" brother I am hefting that shit above my head with gusto
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— David Cronenberg, Consumed
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are you a woman or a gay guy
Come back with a warrant
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Riddle time
I encourage yet can discourage, I have many faces that get defaced. You see me everywhere but can still miss me.
What am I?
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i like how reclusive and generally unpleasant you are
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