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frogeyedape · 13 hours
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So people just cross the road here? Like they don't wait for the light every time? When I was a kid everyone told me that if I jaywalked I would get run over. I was walking around yesterday and a bunch of people just jaywalked right in front of cop. The cop was doing something else but wtf! If you are from Boston could you please explain this to me.
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frogeyedape · 13 hours
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my modern and elegant style
[Begin ID: "White and orange cat stretching his neck to look up to the top of the room, he seems to be mostly neck" End ID]
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frogeyedape · 13 hours
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The fun thing about the knights and knaves puzzle is that no matter what goofy variant you come up with, not only has it already been considered, some maniac has worked out the optimal solution. What if there's a third guard who lies or tells the truth at random? It's been done. What if the guards will only answer yes/no questions, and also for some reason they understand your language but refuse to speak it, and you don't know which of the two words they may respond with means "yes" and which means "no"? Literal thesis papers have been written on that one. Logicians are absolute freaks for these guys.
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frogeyedape · 13 hours
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why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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genuinely can't stop thinking about this person. one of a kind house of leaves fan. i hope they're doing well
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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IS DRACULA RIDING A FUCKINV VESPA
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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love driving to leather events in my trademark coverup outfit i call my “‘nothing’s going on here’ oversized tshirt” and my “‘the tshirt is lying to you’ boots”
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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girls night in the ancient tomb and we know fuck all
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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sorry for the celebrity drama but i just do not care about jojo siwas rebrand. i didn't even know she had stolen a song until my friend explained it to me because all i saw were people going like "omg look at her CRINGE makeup!!!!!!!!!!!!"
like man. how many times does a child star have to go through this before we just learn to let them be cringe for a while. i do not care if this young queer girl, who has been screamed at by adults on television since she was like 7, then was the target of so much public mockery throughout her teens specifically focused on her being seen as annoying and stupid, is being cringe in public. becoming an adult is already hellish & having to do that when your entire identity has been a child friendly brand for your whole life? the only criticisms of her ive found at all interesting are like, how she is seemingly disconnected to past and present queer culture, her lying about writing a song, how she and her mother treated their girl group dancers. but god if she wants to wear sparkly pseudogoth outfits and hump girls in a music video fucking Who Cares. "cringe culture is dead" was a fucking joke literally nothing has changed wrt how we as a society treat weirdness esp of queers, kids, and girls. "cringe" is not and will never be a good critique of anyone's behavior!!!!!!
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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you're at one of my favorite episodes, I hope you like it. and the next one is amazing too.
DEAN IS FLEEING FROM A YORKIE WITH A PINK BOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
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the people in your fibre hell discord got you watching Supernatural in the year of our lord 2024?? Kudos to them, they clearly are wielding arcane powers beyond comprehension
Several of them pal around with Loki, so
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frogeyedape · 1 day
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cursing and sweating and shaking as I open a pill bottle and spill three into my hand and toss them back without water like a guy self medicating after being wounded in an action movie but you see they’re lactase pills and i start eating a bowl of ice cream
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frogeyedape · 2 days
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A much-requested addition to Eat God which ended up taking surprisingly few words to address.
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frogeyedape · 2 days
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frogeyedape · 2 days
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when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess
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frogeyedape · 4 days
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Caption: [A stitch with user @/sapphicyuji. The text on screen reads, " "you can't misgender cis people!", you have never had your gender questioned outside of your transness and it shows. sincerely, a trans poc".
I'm actually super glad we're having a conversation about this. The masculinization of black and brown women, because for years I felt like I endured this unique form of trauma until I realized other people went through the same thing too. And if there's one thing that I'd like to add to the conversation, there seems to be this misconception that this is something that starts at puberty. Like boys tell you you look like a man to hurt your feeling when that's so far from the case.
The first time I was purposefully misgendered was in kindergarten. I was constantly referred to by the masculine variant of my name, I was chased out of the women's restroom, and I had grown adults questioning what my biological sex was before I even knew what the difference was. And those behaviors persisted into adulthood because now if I present as anything less than 100% feminine, people will either compare me to men or animals.
And for myself and for many other brown and black women this is a life long act deliberately intended to humiliate, shame, and other us for the features we were naturally born with and I'm glad we're having a discussion on how harmful it actually is.]
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