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#WHERE is iconic gay martyr St Sebastian???????

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#both

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#❤️💃💐🦑👁️ #see the non face makes it off because my aesthetic is more accurately ❤️😬😕😊💃

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carl sagan said in contact that one measure of a relationship's intimacy is in how many of each person's sub-personas can see and commune with each other. and that hit. do you wanna see if our inner children want to play together 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

#.....wig #I've noticed a tier in adult friendships with the kind of fun conversation 'would we have been friends as kids' #and this vibes with that

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who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

#so the answer SHOULD be Bowie for me #but in the moment I thought of David the third king of Judah in the bible #so make of that what you will

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smoking weed with my tits out hell yeah

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“not all men” you’re right. [random famous man I like to think doesn’t benefit from patriarchal power structures] would never do this

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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo

#I have been hoping for this since campaign trail 2020 ngl

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#OK yeah sure it's Jesus but also yes multiple of these lol

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I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times

#nah it's just that this is a pretty standard Genre of couple nowadays

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when i say "left-leaning" and "right-leaning" that's so i can include everyone from "kind of a centrist" to "bleeding heart leftist" to "alt right monster." like. left wing or right wing.

politics and families are way too complicated for a ten-option poll so just. work with me here. ok

#when they were married they were both pretty hard right Bush/Reagan Republicans #my mother went 'apolitical' when Trump happened #but now her boyfriend is Trump voter. so. #guess I'll go fuck myself #my father's a weird wildcard nowadays and the fact that he's not American/doesn't live here makes things interesting #like he's easily a right-wing person but also has respect for the integrity of elections and democracy #so is not down with the American far right because they openly want a Christofascist state via voter disenfranchisement #and even from abroad he can see that #so Idk I didn't vote in this one lol

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wow almost like everyone saw this coming and it was grossly irresponsible to get rid of the recommendation in the first place

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if you are ever in Moldova let me know and maybe we will shag

you guys seeing this? i got hoes in moldova

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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

#here's hoping

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2024 pop culture predictions by me

mean girls movie musical attempts to pander to lesbian regina truthers but does such a clumsy job of it that it sparks a solid month of absolutely nuclear discourse on all sides

barbie snubbed by oscars; thinkpieces abound

extremely awkward kylie jenner/timothee chalamet pap shots drop, become a meme for several weeks

george santos starts a podcast

taylor swift travis kelce breakup which leads to a moderately twitter famous swiftie trying to start a wholesale nfl boycott

booktok mega hit quickly exposed for being plagiarised word for word from a popular hockey rpf fic on ao3

^ related: f1 romance becomes the new hockey romance

billie eilish visual album including at least one gay kiss

one of the girls booted from jojo siwa backed kid friendly girl group xomg pop! drops a shocking tell all exposé on tiktok

middling tumblr fanbase (ofmd?) attempts to artificially manufacture a november 5th moment on the night of the 2024 presidential election, it does not go well

tiktok reboot of "your fave is problematic"

jesy nelson solo comeback attempt; acoustic ballad vaguely alluding to how blackfishing scandal made her feel bad

wicked the movie part 1 queerbaiting discourse

2014 nostalgia moment of a/w 2023 becomes a full on aesthetic and pop culture early-mid 2010s revival which ultimately leads to marina putting the diamonds back in her stage name for clout

multiple political leaders collaborate on a tiktok dance video during a summit about a serious world issue

debut (taylor's version) drops to mass outrage because she didn't do a strong enough fake country accent this time

#this all seems likely tbh

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WOOOOOOW your album artwork is YOURSELF as a KID?!?!?! omg that's NEVER been done before!!!

#i really hate this continued practice and wish artists everywhere would stop doing it it's so fucking stupid every time

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reblog if you’re gay and love broadway