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tea timed

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

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Cashier: all right, your total will be 49.87 you can tap or insert—

Me: hey. I just wanted to say… thank you for selling me these items.

^just a new interaction i was thinking of doing, to make the world a little brighter

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I don't trust anyone who hasn't acknowledged their capacity for evil.

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my dog in pokemon mystery dungeon

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you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

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Hands up if you're sick of the IDF flying gay flags like they're doing this shit in our name

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#matching tattoo :) #i love my bestie

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hi everybdoy i will likely get a vbery exciting job offer this week !

#yippee! #wahoo!

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I was a part of the russian sleep experiment but I was in the control group so none of that stuff happened to me

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it's a weird emotion when somebody goes "doesn't this just shake you to your core and rewrite your dna and change who you are as a person" and your honest experience of it was that it was ok

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thesaurus.com save me

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i hate how i havent been alive for an inconceivable majority of humanity’s existence. i want to see

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i hatee this hyperspecific genre of modern poetry that seems endemic to tumblr. have you tried being sincere and looking inward? you can't ALL relate to dogs, cannibalism and tangerines.

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so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel