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friendly reminder for things you might have forgotten!
clothes in the washer
dinner in the oven
unanswered email/text/call
meat that needs to defrost
plants that need to be watered
garbage day
upcoming birthday or anniversary
the alamo
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“coke is better!” “pepsi is better!” wrong. squirt supremacy.
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at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom
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I need to edit this so the cat also has a beer hold on
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choose your side
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wifey saw the playlist "angry at wife #bitchmix" and now shes got me breaking stones with the blunt end of my palms. im shrieking like a chimpanzee in pain but shes watching from her tower, that damned tower just to see me like this
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dos anyone want to play cars with me .
🚗 🚙 🚘 🚙 🏎️ 🚗 🚗
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North Rim views.
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Dramatic baby
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In the club saying shit like "frankly" and "in all honesty"
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