I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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Constantly thinking about the Heisenberg pride flag they sell at the Breaking Bad store/museum in Albuquerque
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.
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the brutalist public bathroom is definitely a top one tourist attraction across all of the US
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone
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XFINITY SENT ME A NEW MODEM AND DELIVERED IT ON FRIDAY APPARENTLY BUT I FORGOTTTTT AND IT'S NOT THERE??????????? AHHHHHHH
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