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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary
November 13, 1914
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POINT AND LAUGH
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Hello, I am Dabby Gabriel and I would like to invite you to a 1980s style late and very long dinner. We will sit for roughly 4 to 5 hours in one Italian restaurant in soho nyc eating a very heavy meal of thick pasta, fatty meats drenched in sauces and oils and gulping glasses of luxurious acid filled red wine. Your ears will be privy to hours of conversation from me, a extremely wealthy white 68 year old man who is out of touch with almost every aspect of modern American life. Every time you think the evening is over I will order more things like dessert or coffee. When we get up your pant bottoms will stink like ass-sweat and it will release a cloud of sweaty shit stink that will make you feel like a dirty person. You will go to the bathroom at lest once to be alone for a second and fart. Oh yeah, one more thing, I am a bad boring person but I am rich with money.
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Comfortable being sat on by his large wife
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It’s the weekend of the big stupid marathon too which is a big money event for them, don’t ever get it twisted American universities are just money making machines that don’t give a shit about their students or workers. Fuck.
Bunch of wretched pukes in university administration using BSWs to clear a protestor encampment. I’m fucking livid. I’ve been sick all day over it.
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This is intentional. The students were mad that the university only offered us 1% raises, they’re doing this to turn them against us. I wanna punch a wall.
Bunch of wretched pukes in university administration using BSWs to clear a protestor encampment. I’m fucking livid. I’ve been sick all day over it.
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Some of them refused to do it and were sent back to their buildings. Others were afraid for their jobs. Management refused to tell them what they were doing until they got there.
Bunch of wretched pukes in university administration using BSWs to clear a protestor encampment. I’m fucking livid. I’ve been sick all day over it.
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Bunch of wretched pukes in university administration using BSWs to clear a protestor encampment. I’m fucking livid. I’ve been sick all day over it.
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A crowdfunding appeal has been launched to help a 29-year-old Black trans woman who lost both her legs after allegedly being thrown onto NYC subway tracks by her boyfriend. A statement from the New York City District Attorney confirms that the victim and her boyfriend were at the Fulton St. station in Brooklyn when the man is said to have seen the oncoming downtown train coming and “thrown” his girlfriend towards the tracks. “The victim was rushed to the hospital, where both of her legs had to be amputated. She also suffered from fractures to her ribs and a blood clot in her lungs,” the statement continues. When the police arrived, they found the woman under the train, reports Into. The woman has since taken part in an interview with trans activist Hope Giselle, and explains that she was on her way to a gender-affirming appointment when she alleges that she and her boyfriend got into an argument and he “threw” her onto the tracks.
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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I wish my knee wasn’t perma fucked now bc I’d love to go down to garden of the gods this summer and climb around on some boulders.
The people being over dramatic in the notes about the dangers of the national parks are annoying too, though. If you have more than two brain cells you’ll have a good time, it’s fine.
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The people being over dramatic in the notes about the dangers of the national parks are annoying too, though. If you have more than two brain cells you’ll have a good time, it’s fine.
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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.
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its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea
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