Saw a chick wearing a spooky wedding dress at school today, the following occured:
Me:*stares intently* omgg GORGEOUS!!
Her:*walks past, turns around to see me*
Me:*sees blood on her veil* she murdered me..
Me:*at my friends* SLAY
Me:*internally* no wonder everybody thinks im gay
I also had some epic gay panic at a chick with a low cut dress too i just stared it was intense
You know when you literally suck the life outta someone and their sitting there all 🤯