sometimes i laugh at jokes that i don't even understand, not bc i'm flirting or trying to manipulate you, but rather bc sometimes jokes aren't even about the joke, but about storytelling skills. i didn't laugh because of the content of the joke, i laughed because of the way you told the joke. i laughed because you're funny.
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