Peter: Stiles, when I die. I don’t care who else is at my funeral, as long as you’re there.
Stiles: of course I’ll be there. The murderer always shows up to throw off the cops.
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Do you ever read a fic, enjoy it greatly and once finished, you press the kudos button, only to find out that you have already left them before but you have no memory of ever reading the fic before?
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Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!
Derek: What thing?
Stiles: Y'know the thing!
Derek: *turns around holding Eli*
Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!
Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!
Peter: Boy you better run
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derek: I can't believe you assassinated the new hunter in town!
peter: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
derek: That's not better!
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Before Stiles and Derek find out the other is part of the supernatural.
Stiles: Who are you talking to?
Derek: No one.
Stiles: You're talking to the air, Derek, and at a volume like you're talking to someone
Peter, from a distance, grinning: He's smart, good choice nephew
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how it feels to be a teen wolf fan in the year of our lord 2024
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Derek: I come in peace.
Stiles: I'm peace.
Peter:
The Hale Pack:
The Alpha Pack:
The Pack who owns the territory:
Every other creature in the vicinity:
source
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Nogitsune: Okay, how many of the pack bitches do I have to fight?!
Stiles: I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my son, and now I am going to FUCK YOU!
Derek:...
Scott:...
Peter:...
Allison:...
Jackson:...
Lydia:...
Chris:...
Noah:...
Liam:..
Harris: Well, this just got interesting.
Eli: It's "fuck you up," Dad.
Stiles: Wait, what did I say?
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Peter: Does anyone have a knife or something?”
Eli [pulls a switchblade from his pocket]: Here ya go, Uncle Peter.
Peter: Kai, why do have a switchblade?!
Eli: My parents told me to always carry protection.
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Stiles: What time is it?
Derek: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
Derek: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Peter: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Derek: It’s 2 am
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[TW/Sterek] Expression
Stiles: That's ridiculous, Derek doesn't have a crush on me.
Lydia: Yes he definitely does.
Stiles: Really?
Lydia: How can you be so dumb to see that?
Stiles: I don't know, maybe it's because he kept shoving me against the wall and giving me those intense stares like he's ready to rip my throat out!
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Now correct me if I’m wrong, but as someone who’s thinking of watching Teen Wolf, from what I’ve seen it seems to be:
(Group of outcast teenagers have gotten themselves involved in deadly supernatural shenanigans)
Scott: WE NEED AN ADULT!!
Derek, standing there silently, unhelpfully:…
Stiles:…we don’t need an adult but if we did we would need an adultier adult
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The way I am cackling right now 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Art by teabag.cartoon on Instagram
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