Eli: Dad, dad! Guess what just came in!
Stiles: Our new targets?
Eli: Your brother!
Stiles: I don’t have a brother, Eli. Call grandpa.
Stewart: Your twin brother, Stiles.
Stiles: I’ll call your grandfather.
This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team
Coach: Next, Elias Hale
Eli: Hi-
Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski
Eli: I-
Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line!
Eli: But I'm not-
Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you.
Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played?
Coach: So?
Eli: …
Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.
Later that day:
Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in?
Eli: Actually, I did.
Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up.
Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname.
Derek: …
Eli: …
*Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game?
Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye.
Stiles: Did he just-
Derek: Idk, it's your kid.
Stiles: But-
Derek: ALL YOURS.