"I feel so normal about him" well I dont. move
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citationless behavior
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Well her clothes are blacker than the blackest cloth
And her face is whiter than the snows of Hoth
She wears Dr. Martens and a heavy cross,
But on the inside she’s a Happy Goth.
(Song by The Divine Comedy)
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stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula
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[concerned older brother mode]
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no offense but some of y'all should really consume more weird media ok some of y'all are ready to clutch your pearls at the mere sight of the slightest offbeat concept in speculative fiction and this can't go on
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i suffer from 'men are hotter banged up' disease. unfortunately there is no cure.
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It matters because I gave it meaning bitch
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Every whole-body deodorant commercial is like You can use this on your pits……. feet🦶😳….. and even…….. down there⁉️⁉️😱🤯🤧 yeah.
We went there.
*shot of someone opening their waistband and spraying a concentrated stream directly into their pussy*
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idk something like this
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they live in my brain now
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do you trust her
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I’m going to unlearn shame *bursts into tears and beats my head against a brick wall*
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