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[sherlyskywalker]

enemies to lovers

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[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: So you're just like—out here raw dogging life, huh Der-bear?

Derek: Dog jokes? Really, Stiles?

Stiles: Oh my God, I didn't even—you mean I don't actually need to take quadruple doses of ADHD meds to be funny? BECAUSE I ONLY HAD A DOUBLE DOSE TODAY AND I'M HILARIOUS! Hashtag winning! Hashtag I was just born this way! Hashtag The Stilinski Life! Hashtag How many times can a puny human pump their fist into the air without passing out?!

Stiles: *wobbles on the spot*

Derek: *steadies Stiles with a hand on the puny human's shoulder*

Stiles: Uh... Hashtag what were we talking about??

Boyd: You want me to threaten the pharmacist again, Derek?

Derek: *Le sigh* Please.

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[jade-bright]

Derek: I only said I love you to three people. My mom, my grandma, and Stiles when he was dying from the bite back before the fire. I only regret one of those

Scott: which one?

Derek: Stiles. He healed 2 days later, so I just looked like an idiot

Stiles: we're mates

Derek: still

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[sterekloverforever]

Stiles: *sees Derek at a bar & walks up to Derek*

Stiles: we have to stop meeting like this sexy *winks at Derek*

Derek: Stiles were literally married, and we came together

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[kiraxcute]

Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!

Derek: What thing?

Stiles: Y'know the thing!

Derek: *turns around holding Eli*

Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!

Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!

Peter: Boy you better run

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[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

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[sterekorgtfo]

Erica: (Mad at Boyd)

Erica: Has Derek ever lied to you?

Stiles: Yeah.

Stiles: One time he said ‘just the tip’ and next thing I know, I’m getting stuffed to the brim with 8.5 inches of thick werewolf meat.

Stiles: My toes were curling, i was moaning, grasping at sheets begging him not to stop though, so I guess I got over it quickly.

Erica:

Stiles:

Erica:

Stiles:

Stiles: Why, what did Boyd do?

Erica:

Erica: He said there was no more discount chocolate at the store.

Stiles: Dump him.

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[magicalnerdsworld]

Derek: You look good in that hoodie.

Stiles: You know where else I'd look good?

Derek, zero hesitation: My bed.

Stiles, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles: Look, there’s only been two people I’ve ever said ‘I love you’ to. Rihanna, who I ran into outside a movie theatre once, and some girl in a nightclub in LA, who I mistook for Rihanna

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[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Stiles, tending to Derek's bullet wound: How would you rate your pain?

Derek: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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[sinnamonrollsterek]

Derek: *showering*

Stiles, wandering in: Hey Derek- Stop screaming, it's me- I need to talk to you about a murder

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[sherlyskywalker]

and that, eli, is how i met your mother

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[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: You look good in that hoodie.

Stiles: You know where else I'd look good?

Derek, zero hesitation: My bed.

Stiles, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

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[jade-bright]

Stiles: After I found out the Hale's were werewolves, my family and I took it upon ourselves to have as real and authentic interactions as we could with them. So that they could get a feel for our vibe you know Derek: You guys hung plastic mistletoe on almost every doorway in your house and said, "anyone caught under the mistletoe will have to fight whoever else is under it" Stiles: Mistlefoe :]

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[sterekmpreg]

Stiles and Derek: *accidentally kissing during argument in front of the pack*

Peter and Scott:

Erica and Isaac:

Lydia and Allison:

Boyd and Theo:

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[kiraxcute]

Stiles: Come on guys I wasn't that drunk last night

Danny: You flirted with Derek

Stiles: So what? He's my fiancé

Scott: You asked him if he was single

Stiles:...

Jackson: You cried when he said he was engaged

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