➡︎How they would react if you hit them on accident⬅︎
This mf probably pretends that you actually hit him bad
“AH MI AMOR-” “I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME?!”
This mf was behind you at the wrong time. Apparently there was a fly and you turned around for you to smack robin in the face.
He took a step back cause that slap, was a bitch slap.
“OMG IM SO SORRY ROBIN-” “WHAT EVEN WERE YOU DOING BABY?!” “THERE WAS A FLY!”
You apologize to Robin a few times. Than laugh at his face cause he was ‘stopped’ by one little slap to his face
He starts to cry-
You thought someone was following behind you, so you fought them. Only for it be Finn.
“JESUS FINN WTH WERE YOU CREEPING UP BEHIND ME FOR?!” “I WAS LITERALLY JUST WALKING BEHIND YOU?!” “You should’ve at least said ‘hi’ Finn.”
You left a red mark on his cheek, so you told him in the most comforting way to suck it up.
“Finn baby, it’s a little bitch slap-” “it did not even hurt🙄” “FYM IT DIDNT HURT!?-”
You actually did slap the taste out of his mouth cause now that memory is a daze to him now 😭
If you hit him. He hits you 10 times harder.
No questions asked. Hands down.
Then you would have to say to him it was on accident.
Mf looks at you like “are you dead ass? 💀” then he would actually let you hit him fr
Sweeter version: he would ask you why tf did you hit him for and you would say sorry so fast. He only gives you glare and says “don’t let it happen again dipshit.” Like a mean ass cat bro-
Acts like you almost knocked him out like a Karen. Legit gets on the floor rolling as if he pulled a bone or muscle.
“AH I GOT HIT!” “THIS PERSON HIT ME ON PURPOSE!”
He’s a big ass drama queen, we all know it😒
You told this man that you hit him on accident and not on purpose cause he is making a whole ass scene.
And all this mf responds is “Oh, I know.” With a smug look.
That’s when you actually hit him and now he is apologizing to you as you gave me silent treatment.
Cory says he's prejudiced against the food in the cafeteria. And I have no idea why Topanga also laughs. Topanga laughs at that joke. Cause she likes Cory. I guess....I bet you it was note for all of us...like oh when Ben says this line you guys should all laugh to indicate that he's like disrupting the class. -Danielle & Rider
It’s happened! The first Blaze post has haunted my dash, and it’s the fucking 95 theses.
When I say hellsite (affectionate) this wasn’t the context I was thinking