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thelifeofsharks · 21 hours
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marvelmaniac715 · 2 days
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Twisted - Hatchetfield Edition:
Wilbur Cross/Wiley: My Lord shall now speak, in his holy voice.
Wiggly after a long period of silence: Many years ago, I took my finger, and I pushed in my penis… and it hasn’t come out since.
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Ted: What’s that name, everyone?
His coworkers trying to hype him up: GOAT FUCKER!
Ted: NO!
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Webby immediately after being banished to the White: Phenomenal cosmic powers… shitty, shitty living space…
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troythecatfish · 21 hours
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mysharona1987 · 13 hours
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misforgotten2 · 3 days
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“Godammit! It clings alright, I can’t wash his shit off!”
Charm: The Magazine for Women Who Work - April 1954
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memeshost · 2 days
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the-hilarious · 2 days
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thelifeofsharks · 2 days
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Murder Hornets.
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shutinthenutouse · 1 month
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without-ado · 3 days
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as always l The Oatmeal l ⬇txt-edited
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troythecatfish · 2 days
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memequeen-official · 1 year
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paigegonerogue · 25 days
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I, of mostly sound body and spirit, request that if I’m ever to die, someone post a new work on my AO3 that says “sorry, she died, ongoing stories postponed forever” because don’t I want my fanfic buddies to think I ghosted them. Amen or whatever you say in a will.
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buried-in-stardust · 6 months
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An automatic rice dispenser
[eng by me]
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