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2000s emos in horror films need to make a comeback

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Camp Jupiter kids are private school kids and Camp Half-Blood kids are public school.

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All I’m asking for is a man who loves the way Jay Gatsby loved.

#the great gatsby #jay gatsby #daisy buchanan #f scott fitzgerald #litposting

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Percy when all he remembered was his love for annabeth and his beef with ares

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Percy’s face when Sally mentioned Grover playing a role in getting him kicked out of school…

The way his face scrunches up really tight before relaxing? That’s anger.

But not the kind of anger we see in him in the last episode.

This is the kind of anger that makes you cry. The kind that’s underpinned by embarrassment and hurt and feeling like you’ve been treated unfairly.

Percy knows he didn’t push Nancy into the fountain and he thought that, if anyone would have his back, it was going to be Grover. And then he didn’t. And it’s unfair to Percy. It’s Wrong. Because no one believes him, apparently not even his best friend.

And the way he closes his eyes and takes a really deep breath? That’s a tactic that’s literally recommended to stop yourself from crying when you’re angry. It allows your body to “catch up” with your mind.

What do you wanna bet that Percy learned that from a school counselor?

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everyone is forgetting the funniest part of Julius Caesar. It’s when the mob is searching for Cinna to kill and they find a guy with the same name and go TEAR HIM FOR CONSPIRACY and the guy is like no I’m a poet I just have the same name!! and they pause and then go. TEAR HIM FOR HIS BAD VERSES and kill him anyway

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I hope you’re excited about March, it’s about to be absolutely beautiful. flow into what’s meant for you.

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annabeth chase i hate that people forget you’re funny as fuck

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Annabeth threatening a greek mythology-version of a serial murderer and then immediately calling him the most 12 year old insult you can call someone is so fucking funny.

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I've seen a lot of bad faith critiques of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Genuinely, how do you expect a show to demonstrate internal monologues in a 3rd person narrative. You show it through dialogue, and suddenly, there's "too much talking." You dont show it enough, and "the kids are way too smart and jumping to conclusions without any reason." Im not saying these aren't valid criticisms by any means, but some people clearly wanted to hate this show before it even came out.

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I am absolutely jonesing for some more ares x reader fics yall

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MY BLOODY VALENTINE 3D dir. patrick lussier

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Adult Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase are the most surreal power couple in the mortal world.

Annabeth Chase, world renowned architect who was entrusted with repairs and renovation on the Empire State Building…

…and her husband, this guy who was wanted by the FBI for blowing up the St Louis Arch seventeen years ago

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if there was one thing Hamlet was about, it was that action.

Just finished hamlet & had to share THIS

#shakespeare #hamlet #shakespeare's hamlet #guildenstern #rosencrantz and guildenstern

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This is canon 😭😭😭

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my roman empire

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did the show just delete the fact that percy was a wanted criminal in the entirety of the lightning thief? gabe gave an interview, blaming percy for sally's dissappearence, which made him the primary suspect. like the police was after him when they blew up the bus and his iconic 'my stepdad is a really sweet person' speech to a journalist after jumping from saint monica arc, people conspiring that they were manipulated into a t*rrorist group after his fight with ares. like????? where's all that?? where's the good stuff???