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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s

it’s really fun

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i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

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#ok i do go out of my way to filter out soulmate and omegaverse from my searches BUT #i voted time travel bc i feel like theyre usually the most boring? #there are ways to make soulmate/omegaverse interesting if that's your jam #but i feel like time travel fix its are so repetitive and a lot of the time the author is just quite dedicated to bashing on the canon #the parts they dont like i mean #but yeah #imo

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we need to destroy the "dark academia"/"light academia" binary by creating "normal academia" which involves doing schoolwork occasionally and wearing sweatpants and a t shirt in a normally lit room

#wow #what will you people come up with next #something between hot and cold?

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remember to always tip 300% and offer to kill yourself to the server

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"ariana grande just brought back the black hoodie trend" "lil nas x just brought back digital watches" okay well i just brought back my wife. from the dead.

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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paying a little visit to a beloved mutual's blog after not seeing them on the dash for a while as if i'm dropping by their cottage with some biscuits and jams in a wicker basket

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#MIGHTY???? MIGHTY????? WHAT!!!!!!!! #that photo is so fucking funny btw im stealing it #insane take fron me but i miss doing phonics #oh holy shit i could learn another language #endless phonic potential

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#prev i used to warm up milk for weetbix too! #mostly when we were camping and it was cold so not very often tbh #other than that... i cant imagine warm milk in any other cereal omg #sounds grossss to me bleugh

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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not strictly a hazard sign but I figured you might like this wrong way road sign used in australia

#wait what do other countries have then?? #like are our roads confusing/are we dumb and only we need these lmao

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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams