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it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

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so insane how some pieces of media have changed me irreversibly. tma has done permanent damage to my mind body and soul that i dont think anything else could ever rival.

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Me: I hate gossip

Also me:

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The parallels when gideon realizes she has to die in Gideon the Ninth, and when Harrow realizes she has to live in Harrow the Ninth

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i am a loser in ways you can’t even wrap your head around

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four days at sea (atlantic, ijsellmeer, baltic sea, north sea)

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hitting dorian gray with a car and he stands up completely fine meanwhile in his attic a painting flies off the wall and lands in a splintered heap

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.

via reddit.com

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great minds think alike

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Live footage of Jon gaslighting himself into thinking he’s only jealous of Peter Lukas because Martin is such a good assistant. No other reason.

Art by my irl friend Vin Who Isn’t On Tumblr

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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cursed with "do you still like me?" "are you mad at me?" "did i do something wrong?" disorder

#me

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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it’s insane how quickly your life can just. suddenly improve. i used to be so miserable but now i own 5 swords