g00brielandbeez

[g00brielandbeez]

*Gasssp* Wowww!! That's amazing!!

..dammit kid, you're making me feel all fuzzy inzzide..*fond smile* they look great, hun :)

hey

Hey!

there'z the kiddo :)

#good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

oh??

Ooh, what would that be?

hey

Hey!

there'z the kiddo :)

#good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

It's alright!

we have been too, don't worry

hey

Hey!

there'z the kiddo :)

#good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

Hi yes hello this is my assessment of whether Beelzebub could beat the rest of the main cast in a fight, either a physical fight or insults because everyone in this show is petty for some reason.

Beelzebub:

Gabriel - Draw for both because they refuse to fight. They may bite him once. Gabriel used to be an asshole so he could say some mean shit if he wanted to but he would never.

Crowley - Physical fight is a tie they’re both pretty strong. Depends on if they get powers or not I think. Verbal fight, Beelzebub brings up Aziraphale leaving and Crowley folds like a leaf. They probably apologise though.

Aziraphale - Okay I’m sorry. Aziraphale would give it a good shot, but ultimately Beez would kick his ass. He can dance (I mean he could try using that for kicking?) but I really don’t think this angel has done much exercise in his long life (unless he’s done karate and we never found out) and he’s just soft in general. Southern pansy and all that. Give him his sword they’ll still manage to find a way to beat him. They’re sneaky. Verbal…Tie. It’s unstoppable force VS immovable object. Aziraphale is bitchier but Bee has thicker skin so the insults are doing more psychic damage to their partners listening on in disbelief at how creative the insults get than it does them. Eventually they just call truce because they have better shit to do than talk shit. Namely stop their partners talking shit, as you will see below.

Gabriel:

Beelzebub - See Bees section.

Crowley - Gabriel puts up a decent fight but Crowley knocks him out after a while. Gabriel looks strong and I know he runs sometimes (I assume that time Aziraphale bumped into him in the park wasn’t the only time) but he’s lived a pretty cushy life up in heaven. Not much manual labour. Verbal is a tie but unlike A and B, it’s not unstoppable force VS immovable object, it’s two toddlers hitting eachother then crying when it hurts. They can both dish it out but neither can take it back. They’re both sensitive. Gabriel squeaks his way into a win via yet another ‘Aziraphale leaving’ comment. He also apologises.

Aziraphale - Physical fight…as I’ve mentioned both of them are pretty soft. I say maybe Aziraphale eeks out a win just based on the fact he’s probably smarter about exactly how he fights. Gabriel has a little bit of an ego. For verbal yet again Gabriel can dish it out but can’t take it. Aziraphale wins on ‘chicken’ rules where the first to either cry or get stumped on what to say next loses.

...damn- accurate-

Heyhey now, I think I'd have at least a little bit of a thicker skin-!

*whispers* he wouldn't, he'd cave, he's too used to being Sir Bitch-A-Lot

#(THE WAY I WHEEZED SJGJSJGJ) #good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #ask ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable bureaucracy #gos2

[g00brielandbeez]

hey

Hey!

there'z the kiddo :)

#good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #ask ineffable bureaucracy #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

Oh! Well that's good! Something good happen??

Gabriel? Before you would eat? What did it feel like?

@aziraphaletheang3l

I understand hunger now, of course, and I'm no longer really...above consuming things that I know taste nice. So thank you for starting that change in me.

#aziraphale comments #gabriel gabs #good omens rp

[g00brielandbeez]

Thanks, Aziraphale! How's everything with you?

Gabriel? Before you would eat? What did it feel like?

@aziraphaletheang3l

I understand hunger now, of course, and I'm no longer really...above consuming things that I know taste nice. So thank you for starting that change in me.

#aziraphale comments #gabriel gabs #good omens rp

[g00brielandbeez]

Yeah! Y'know, I feel a lot better, warmer, now that I've sorta let loose!

Gabriel? Before you would eat? What did it feel like?

@aziraphaletheang3l

I understand hunger now, of course, and I'm no longer really...above consuming things that I know taste nice. So thank you for starting that change in me.

#aziraphale comments #gabriel gabs #good omens rp

[g00brielandbeez]

Gabriel? Before you would eat? What did it feel like?

@aziraphaletheang3l

I understand hunger now, of course, and I'm no longer really...above consuming things that I know taste nice. So thank you for starting that change in me.

#gabriel gabs #ask gabriel #good omens #ask ineffable bureaucracy #gos2

[g00brielandbeez]

Does gabe still have the timeout box? Would gabe sit loaf like in the box?

you should not be able to fit your tall zzelf in that boxzz-

#beelzebub buzzes #gabriel gabs #ask ineffable bureaucracy #ineffable bureaucracy #gos2 #good omens

[g00brielandbeez]

Hey, what'd I do??

can we address how metatron, bildad the shuhite, and gabriel need to explode

#good omens rp #gabriel gabs #star uncle chats

[g00brielandbeez]

I am in misery!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Sorry

Woop

wh- huh? why??

You need some cocoa, kid?

#gabriel gabs #beelzebub buzzes #good omens rp #ask ineffable bureaucracy

[g00brielandbeez]

Oh! Good job, I think..!

hi poppa

Hi there, kiddo! What's up?

#good omens rp #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

i feel like whenever i send asks it's so detatched from all the gomens rp drama and stuff lol. this is like the only good omens rp account that i really interact with

//awwww! I'm so glad :3 /gen I really wanted this account, and all my other accounts, just to be fun, no drama ^^ I'm so glad you found them to be just that, and I appreciate you interacting with it so much cuz it's fun for me too! thank you for being awesome <333

#admin answers #eden squeaks

[g00brielandbeez]

hi poppa

Hi there, kiddo! What's up?

#good omens rp #gabriel gabs #starfly fam #ask ineffable bureaucracy #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

hm..what about the Morningzztar kidzz?

Ma?

yezz, my zpawn?

#good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly

[g00brielandbeez]

yeh..maybe you'll find em zzoon. whatever happened to Cammy?

Ma?

yezz, my zpawn?

#[CAMMY IS THE CHARACTER!SPARROW NOW I CHANGED THEIR NAME LMAO] #good omens rp #beelzebub buzzes #starfly fam #angel morningstar starfly