Customer: THIS IS ME WHEN I VISIT MY FRIEND
DMV: THE FRIENDFUL VISITOR
Verdict: DENIED
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at the eclipse striaght up 'burning it" and by "it lets just say. my bauls
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misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre
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anybody else in the club feeling this one
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Ain’t no way adhd is just
This explains so much!
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@nynodon-the-ruby
‘The grave of the Russian composer Alfred Schnittke in Novodevichye Cemetery in Moscow is surmounted by a stone on which is engraved a rest beneath a fermata with a triple forte noted at the bottom: A very, very loud extended silence.’
- John Biguenet, Silence (London: Bloomsbury, 2015), p.49.
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I had a Terry’s Chocolate Orange once in an airport 10 years ago (they’re very hard to come by in the US, I’ve never seen them sold anywhere else) and I think about it everyday.
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