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[gawayne]

Excalibur (1981) dir. John Boorman

[gawayne]

#guys cmon. only agravaine can do any accounting

[gawayne]

can I be so real I was chatting with danish lit guy about gender and how I think it’s fun to get “he”d. and he said he likes getting “she”d. and boy I have never felt so allo in my life

#I’m like actually going insane .I think

[gawayne]

#lancelot

[gawayne]

You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

[gawayne]

[gawayne]

Dev Patel on shooting Monkey Man:

#oh he’s insane I need him

[gawayne]

[gawayne]

#thank youuuuuuuuuuu

[gawayne]

[gawayne]

i think of Guy raised by flys every time i accidentally rub my hands together its my sherlock alcoholic phone charger post

[gawayne]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[gawayne]

#ghibli soot sprite

[gawayne]

and btw after he kisses me he presses our foreheads together like cats so. jsyk.

where’s that post about if a girl is telling a guy he has nice hands she’s sending her friends the kind of messages someone would send from prison. consider this your messages.

#actually insane today. don’t mind me

[gawayne]

[sits up suddenly in a cold sweat] what if my corpse doesn't rot

#tgkcore

[gawayne]

wish i was a late republican roman girl

i would listen to speeches by cicero at the rostra. i would read caesar's commentaries on the gallic war in the roman forum. i would fear invasions from the germanic tribes. i would marry a man with a purple bordered toga and distinguished ancestors and follow the mos maiorum. i would get proscribed and have my property confiscated and be declared an enemy of the state

[gawayne]

i don't know how to flirt so i just stare at you like a cat dragged out of a dumpster and hope you can see the longing in my panicked gaze