God. I am not having a good day.
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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out
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I don't think that's how it works, Berdly
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There's nothing wrong here
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i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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you can be a dickhead to me but my whimsy will always haunt your narrative
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she let me hit cause of my sad eyes and soul deep paranoia
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i'm like a stray dog in a lot of ways but i will not elaborate on that
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this is what i imagine when i think about her fight
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Mentally floating face down in a river
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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You like my blog?? I bet you can’t even name 3 of my deep-rooted personal issues
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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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