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"It is quite unhealthy, but they are so feverishly, manically in love with each other. They can't be away from each other and they can't be near each other at the same time." - Jacob Anderson

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let the tale seduce you, just as I was seduced 🩸🗡️🕯️

#ohhhhrrr im going to eat this #if i could touch this it would be soft like slik i know this #iwtv

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#interview with the vampire #been trying to telepathically tell my mum this for ages

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who is doing it like them

#interview with the vampire

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Lestat in A Vile Hunger for Your Hammering Heart

#white grandmother on sunday morning core😍 #my grand had a robe exactly like that…rip oma you would have loved interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire

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He wears woe as others wear velvet; sorrow flatters him like the light of candles; tears become him like jewels.

#interview with the vampire #louis de pointe du lac #was a bad capitalistic consumer today and watched it all in one sitting💀 #it was so good…what the hell didthey pyt crackcocaine in it

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He wears woe as others wear velvet; sorrow flatters him like the light of candles; tears become him like jewels.

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jetko is like that yaoi template meme but they're both the one guy

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completely enraptured at the thought of brienne initiating a kiss for the first time and she just stands very stiff, firm grasp on jaime’s shoulder, leans in for like a very quick peck and that’s it. but her face is on fire btw, and she rehearsed that in her head 15 mins prior and she was also thinking up some lines before that like she was going for a more casual approach (“you have a little something-“ kiss!) or maybe something a bit more confident and direct (“can I kiss you? ACK…!!!!!!!!!ooouuuugghh…) but in the end she didn’t get to say any of that bc she literally just walks up to him and kisses him very quickly and she’s like 🫡 my job here is done, see ya. meanwhile jaime is stunned, completely disarmed, trying to process that HIS shy sweet brienne just kissed him so very nonchalantly and he’s like Huh..?? 🧍‍♀️ then huh…!!!!!!! 🙀😼😼😺 then he’ll just very briskly and casually just catch up to her theatrically cough like ahem AHEM. i did not know you were a thief, stealing kisses that. i thought you were such an honourable knight but you are nothing more than a scoundrel, a rogue that steal kisses from unassuming maids..!! 🧐🤨 you have to make up for what you did ser knight or else I’ll think u have no honor. another kiss, please. and he will be very delighted and annoying about it

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eleventh plague. emails. 

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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I admit I am quite the fan of saying “okiedokie”

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#SEARRA AND HJORDIS NFKWOQI #searra/remakhat #hjördis/hetjikem

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being someone’s loser boyfriend would legit be so gender affirming for me. i was meant to be a guy who sucks

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One of my favourite WWI anecdotes was one British soldier recalling the start of the war when the first trenches had only just been dug—back when barbed wire wasn’t laid and steel helmets hadn’t even been issued yet—and said he and his comrades watched the Royal Engineers pull up unannounced with a reel of barbed wire and proceed to lay what looked to be a “clothesline” in front of the trench so tall a “giraffe could walk under it” and I could not stop laughing imagining the RE just standing back after proudly laying their Single Line of barbed wire to defend against the Entire German army like

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Brienne spending most of asos w Jaime sobbing on the back of the horse shaved bald and covered in shit and next book she’s imagining their wedding. ppl like ‘she could do better’ she doesn’t want better she wants That

#you deny Brienne of Tarth her only want?? get out!!! #she wants the grungy rat man and you dare tell her no??? #prev #MY PRINCESS CAN HAVE ANYTHING SHE WANTS