gayrightsgarfield

[gayrightsgarfield]

they should start making sour sweets that are actually sour again there's too many piss weak plain old sherbet that was waved near a lemon type sweets i want pure acid i want blood i want to suffer if the sour sweets don't blow my dick clean off then they're not worth it

#I need my jaw to seize up when I eat sour candy at MINIMUM

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[gayrightsgarfield]

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

[gayrightsgarfield]

Nakba Day 2024

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please reblog for sample size uwu

#small hat be upon ye

[gayrightsgarfield]

slapping modeling clay around blindly without thought or purpose, i look down and find a perfectly sculpted replica of myself seated at a table with a lump of modeling clay before me, similarly shaped into a still smaller instance of the same scene. and i am afraid to look up

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Well-behaved horses seldom make history

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No but you gotta understand part of what makes Sonny Boy such a good coming of age narrative is that things just happen. The world doesn't explain itself or really even make sense, and you can't change that. It's a choice to accept this and keep moving forward, or to stay static and never know. That's what coming of age stories are about.

[gayrightsgarfield]

[gayrightsgarfield]

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

[gayrightsgarfield]

Saul Steinberg, Country Noises.

#yeah

[gayrightsgarfield]

the brothers karamazov, fyodor dostoyevsky

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[gayrightsgarfield]

oh well, you know... *gesturing incoherently* as above, so below.

[gayrightsgarfield]

[gayrightsgarfield]

happy pride to him