ANIMAL CROSSING : NEW HORIZONS PROMPTS.
“ paint is not a snack ! ”
“ then again , i guess i’m just as happy staying in on a rainy day too … ”
“ keep getting stronger ! i’ll be cheering for you ! ”
“ make like a tree , and drop a wasp nest on my face. ”
“ the best flavor of ice cream is … all of them ! they’re all the best ! ”
“ i just heard a rumor going around. really none of my business. ”
“ that cloud looks like a sandwich ! ”
“ i’m gonna fool so many fish ! ”
“ thanks for stopping by to say hi ! ”
“ ( name ) ? do you ever feel like crying ? ”
“ i fear i might die just thinking about it. ”
“ but you can’t run away from your troubles ! ”
“ leave me alone ? please ? thank you ? ”
“ yikes … i can’t stop yawning today. ”
“ what’s it like being so cool and self - assured ? ”
“ you deserve nice things. ”
“ did you know that no one can hear me scream from my basement ? ”
“ it was kind of painful. ”
“ i don’t mean to brag , but isn’t my room kind of fabulous ? ”
“ yo ! it’s friday ! ”
“ what a coinkydink , running into you here ! ”
“ hang on. i think i’m having a moment of clarity. ”
“ even though i tried to do the right thing , i only managed to mess things up even worse … ”
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School-Related Sentence Starters (Part 2)
Part one here: ( x ). Thank you to the anons who sent in suggestions!
Everyday
“Don’t come to school tomorrow.”
“Can you come over later to finish this project?”
“I’m gonna draw a dick on the board.”
“Wow, someone is late again. How surprising.”
“Do you ever do your homework?”
“Was Alexander the Great gay?”
“Don’t spoil World War Two for me!!”
“I’d rather sit next to someone who isn’t you.”
“Class is almost over…”
“Is food the only thing you have in your bag?”
“Hey, quit reading and talk to me.”
“It looks like a tornado went through your locker.”
“Being the new kid is so awkward…”
“Are you really going to fight after school?”
“I have the biggest crush…”
“I can’t find ANY of my pencils.”
“If you let me borrow your calculator next period, I’ll give you my firstborn child.”
“School spirit is for idiots.”
“I slept for three hours last night and I wanna die.”
“The Collegeboard is ruining my life.”
“You think that’s bad? I had to get up at 4 am for practice.”
“I can’t believe I’m in the same class as my sibling.”
“Those protection goggles look good on you.”
“Sometimes I feel like the janitor is staring at me.”
“Sticky notes are the greatest invention of mankind.”
“Are those light up Skechers?”
“I’m taking all APs, please kill me.”
The Nurse’s Office
“I just need a band-aid..”
“Okay, so I’m a little more allergic to peanuts than I thought.”
“You have a fever.”
“Ha ha. Look at all the drugs in here.”
“It’s broken?”
“I really don’t want to get my height checked…”
“It’s your fault I got hurt.”
“You didn’t have to carry me…”
“Why does my weight have to be checked?”
“I’m fine.”
“Wow, your face did a really good job catching that ball.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“Everything hurts and I’m dying.”
“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”
“Would it be appropriate to use medical marijuana?”
Lunchtime
“You brought me lunch?”
“Hey, sit with me.”
“In your face! I have Lunchables.”
“I dare you to eat this.”
“I’m sorry that your parents gave you Lunchables and don’t love you.”
“Are you going out?”
“I heard a cat screeching by the kitchen, so I’ll just skip lunch today.”
“Forget this cafeteria food. Let’s get Starbucks.”
“Is that rabbit food?”
“I can’t believe they don’t have a vegan option.”
“Do you have any idea what’s in that?”
“It’s called ‘mystery meat’, and I don’t feel like calling Scooby Doo.”
“Sorry, I only eat ass.”
“I heard someone is selling ‘special brownies’ out of their locker.”
Sports
“You ready for the big game?”
“You just don’t UNDERSTAND student athletes!”
“Gotta get gains.”
“If I get lower than a C, then coach won’t let me play.”
“Hey! Pass the ball.”
“Do you know how to catch?”
“I hope I’m not on the bench this time.”
“You’d make a great captain.”
“If I have to run laps one more time, I will actually die.”
“See my sweatband? I’m dedicated.”
“The team is counting on me.”
“Don’t be a sore loser.”
“Who cares anyway? It’s just a game.”
“The coach is such an asshole.”
“It’s my fault we lost…”
“Try-outs were brutal. I think I need to be in bed for a week.”
“Dating a cheerleader is like, my dream.”
“That cheerleader is SO hot.”
“Cheerleaders were created for the male gaze.”
“Cheerleading is a sport! You think backflips are easy?”
“I will shove these pom poms up your ass.”
The Bathroom
“It stinks in here.”
“Did you hear that the toilet is haunted?”
“Come with me! I need to fix my hair.”
“I just took a shit and there’s no soap. Let me wipe my hands on you.”
“This graffiti has spelling mistakes.”
“Why are you crying?”
“I’m just in here to smoke.”
“Oh my god, are you throwing up?”
“Someone peed on the floor.”
“There’s toilet paper on your shoe.”
“What if someone walks in?”
“Yeah, climbing through the bathroom window is a great idea.”
“Are you cheating right now?”
The Principal’s Office
“I don’t see the ‘pal’ in ‘principal’.”
“It wasn’t me!! It was her/him/them!!”
“A-am I in trouble?”
“Whatever it was, I didn’t do it.”
“He/she/they hit me first!”
“They’re going to call my parents.”
“Look, it was just a prank. It got out of hand.”
“You HAVE to help me out of this.”
“I’m just here to make copies.”
“Ha! I can’t get suspended.”
“I hope you get what you deserve.”
“Now the POLICE are involved?!”
“It was just a few balloons filled with paint…”
“You don’t have any proof.”
“No, I won’t do it again…maybe…”
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