Wrong number
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Fandom: Sanders Sides
Ship: RemRom (Remus x Roman) (both are college age, 18+)
Summary: Roman hits up a guy at a bar. He introduced himself and ask for his number. What Roman doesnât know is that the guy gave him a wrong number, unbeknownst to both, this number belongs to Romanâs twin, Remus, but is a second phone and thatâs why neither twin notices until they meet up.
Word count: 3223
Warnings: twin incest, mild form of self harm (Remus hitting himself and scratching), catfishing unintentionally, masturbation, sexting, blowjob, Remus having some minor self-esteem issues, bottom Remus, top Roman, kinda sub!Remus too
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Remus looked up from his computer. His second phone in his bedside table had vibrated, indicating a text. Which was weird, almost no one had that number and those few that did usually didnât text him. He fished out the phone from the bottom drawer, from under some random junk he had shoved on top to conceal it.
Hey there, itâs your white knight in shining armour.Â
How are you today?
Remus read the two text and grinned. Who the hell was this? The person obvious had the wrong number. He amused whether or not to actually answer but couldnât deny himself the temptation more than a few seconds, wanting to see how long he could make this person think he got the right number.
Iâm good, thank you.
Iâm a little hangover from last night though
Might have gone a little too hard at that second bar đČđ
Remus wasnât hungover at all, but heâd play the game see where this will go and how long he can keep the game up. So far he was already having fun, cackling as a new text ticked in.
Oh, then I hope your friend helped you
Seeing as you didnât take my offer to bring you home safe
Oh this was good, Remus mused, this was so easy.
I did get hope safe, thank you. I can count on you next time then I can tell đđđ
And they texted back and forth like that, simple and easy flirting, the next couple of days. Remus found himself getting more and more honest with the stranger, adding things from his daily life in his texts and most of the flirting became more real. He found himself actually affected by the otherâs flirting and more than once did he have to take a moment just to calm himself down.
Neither had said their name in the texts, Remus to not reveal that he is not the person from the bar, and Roman because he had already introduced himself at the bar and so Remus had his contact saved as âknight in shining armourâ on his second phone.
Because of Remusâ play-along at the start and trying to see how far he could get the other to go for him just over text, there had been quite a few saucy texts between them. Roman was the first to send a dick pic, on request from Remus, and Remus couldnât deny just how much he found himself wanting that dick after just one picture. That might have been the point of no return for him. Now it was no longer just a game, now it was mutual, even if it was on the border of catfishing, after all Roman thought Remus was someone else.
Then one night while Remus was jerking off he decided to text his knight. He fumbled through the junk in the bottom drawer until he got the phone, opening the text messages and quickly wrote a message:
Ugh, I canât stop thinking about you. I want your dick so bad rn
Iâm jerking off to the thought of riding you
Remus felt a surge of want to finger himself but then he wouldnât be able to reply if the other texted back.
*ping*
Remus looked at the screen, moaning under his breath at the picture heâd just received. The other seemed to sit at a desk or something, in grey sweatpants and fisting a hard-oh through the loose fabric. He was just as hard as Remus and he groaned a soft moan again.
Look what youâre doing to me
Let me see you too
Remus quickly pushed back to his home page and found the camera and snapped a picture of his hard dick in his hand, thumb pressing slightly just under his head. He send the picture with a hurried message under it reading:
Want your dick in my ass so bad
Remus imagined his knight over him. Tying his hands to the bed frame and fucking him into the madrass. He was almost too lost in the fantasy to notice when the next text ticked in.
The things you do to me, baby. Wanna fuck you so bad
Remus moaned at the confession as he felt himself nearing climax. He scrambled to get one message back before cumming.
FUCK
Remus was panting as his dick slowly went down and he wiped his hand on a dry spot on his shirt. His phone laid on his chest and he hummed as he felt the vibration of a new text arriving.
Did you cum? ;)
Mhm yes, to the delicious thoughts of you đđŠ
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Okay soooo Iâve been thinking about something. And my reluctance might seem silly, but well here goes. Would you like to go on a date with me?
Remus almost blushed. Fuck that, he actually blushed. It was late at night on a weekday when he received the text from his knight. It was a little out of the blue as they havenât talked today yet at all. They had said their âgood nightâs yesterday shortly after the sexing since Remus had been exhausted.
And here his knight was asking for a date. Remus wasnât sure what to reply. Oh, how he wanted to meet his knight, but he was kinda not the person his knight thought he was. And he couldnât help imagine all the things that could happen if his crush didnât like what he saw, didnât like him. Not many did after all. He was nasty, brute, full of bad ideas and had a severe problem with keeping his thoughts in his head and not act on them.
Roman was walking past his twinâs room, on his way to the kitchen for something to occupy his racing mind, as he heard mumbling and the faint sound of something slapping against something. He opened the door and saw Remus slapping his closed fist against his temple and mumbling, eyes a bit wider than normal. Roman wasnât sure if this was a mild panic attack but decided that his brother could use some help at the moment.
âWhatâs wrong, Rem?â Roman asked as he sat on the bed beside him, resting his hand on Remusâ fist to stop his hitting.
âItâs stupid and I got a crush and he think Iâm someone else and, and I really really really really like him and he asked me out on a date, and all this was from a case of wrong number and he wouldnât like me, cuz no one does and Iâm gonna screw this up and heâll hate me and, an-and, heâll, I, and canât, canât please.â Remus rambled of, stumbling over his words as they tried to come out faster that his tongue could keep up, and he was just about to cry, tears stinging in his eyes.
His brother shushed him gently. âIâm sure itâs gonna turn out fine. If he wanna go on a date then he must like you too, even if you donât look like he might think.â Roman wasnât the best at comforting, but neither was Remus so he couldnât fault him when he tried. âAnd you know what? I just asked out my crush and you donât see me pacing the room, now do you?â
This made Remus giggle lightly. He sighed, thoughts and anxiety still racing, then looked down at where Romanâs hand was still lightly covering his own from when he came into the room. He then sat up right and nodded, drying of the unspilled tears away with his other hand. âThanks bro. Iâll write him and accept the date and umm⊠stuff!â Remus grinned before softly papping Romanâs shoulders. âNow out!â
âOkay okay, geez,â Roman laughed as he left the bedroom.
Remus found the phone again from where he had hid it under a fold of his duvet. He then replied to his knight.
Sorry I just had a gay panic.
I would love a date. When and where did you have in mind, my knight in shining armour?
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They had agreed to meet up the following Friday after classes. Remusâ classes had ended quite early as normal so he went around the campus library looking for any books in the true crime section he hadnât already read. He didnât have any luck this time and when his alarm went off to get going to the agreed meeting place. He left the library empty handed, apart from his bookback.
He arrived at the unused building with a few minutes to spare. They had agreed on a more secluded place, since they both agreed to not be in public for ease of head, and maybe lust. That place happened to be an older part of the university, a science building that was closed off to the students after one too many unsafe experiments had ended wrong (or at least that was what Remus thought). Others said is was just because it was outdated and they got a better science building but didnât have the funding to demolish the old one.
Remus was in the middle of seeing if he could get a piece of weed out from the window sill, but it was quite stuck, when he heard a cheery âHey!â from behind him and he turned around to see his knight-
âRoman?!â
âRemus? What are you doing here- oh god!â Roman exclaimed as he took a hand to his forehead, not quite facepalming.
Remus was just standing there, a thousand thoughts running through his head but he couldnât here any of them, it was just all white noise. They both stood like that for what seems like forever or at least quite a few minutes but was in reality just a few handful seconds before one of them talked again.
âWas- Are you,â Remus didnât know how to say what he wanted to say, his anxiety skyrocketing. âShould I leave?â he asked instead.
Roman shook his head, as an answer and as a motion to get himself together. âNo, stay,â Roman sighed softly. âWe need to talk this through.â He walked closer to his twin and sat on the old steps by the locked door. Remus sat beside him. âDid - How do I even start this sentence?â Roman mused for himself and then saw Remus scratching at the back of his hand. He exhaled quietly as he lifted his hand to take hold of Remusâ almost per reflex. âIâm not mad at you.â He said softly at his brother, trying to calm him down.
Remus looked confused at Roman as he held his hand. âHow can you not be?!â He exclaimed a little more shrill that he liked and physically cringed a bit at the high tone. âAfter- After all that, after all that I said, did! I asked for - we sexted we, we-. HOW can you not be mad?â Remus was pretty sure he had forgotten to breathe there but that was ok, as long as he came through to Roman why he SHOULD be mad at him. He should hate him, be disgusted, not even wanna be seen near him again. Why was he still holding his hand then?
Roman wasnât looking at him but he intertwined their fingers. Why was he doing that? âBecause I⊠like you.â Roman replied and squeezed Remusâ hand.
âBut Iâm not that guy you thought you were textingâŠâ Remus replied. âI was just playing along at the start, seeing how far I could take it until you realised, but I⊠I went and got feelings! But I didnât know it was you!â
âWould it have stopped you?â Roman inquired quietly. âIf you knew it was me?â
Remus didnât answer right away. He felt kind of ashamed with his answer, because he already knew. âNoâŠâ came his reply, whispered out.
âThen why are you hesitating now?â Roman shot back at him. âI already told you I like you, now it your turn.â He teased him, squeezing Remusâ hand again with a soft smirk on his lips.
Remus took a deep breath to calm himself. âHow are you so calm about this and Iâm the one freaking out?â he asked rhetorically but sighed and turned to look at his twin. âBut yeah, I, I like you too. Very much so even. Can I-â he asked but still hesitated before he continued. âCan I kiss you?â
Roman didnât answer verbally, but instead leaned in and captured Remusâ lips with his own. When they pulled apart Remus grinned. âWhat?â Roman lifted an eyebrow but couldnât help his own grin. He was getting giddy after all.
âI know of an unlocked door to the abandoned building we so happen to be behind,â He announced with an eyebrow wiggle and grinned larger.
âOf cause you do,â Roman laughed. âWell, what are you waiting for?â he asked when they was still seated. âShow me!â
Both boys laughed as they stood and Remus pulled Roman around to the bushy backside of the building where even more had overgrown. Remus pulled on a door and it slid open and they went into the building. They went through the building, Remus looking for a good spot. When he found one he leaned against the wall and pulled the other in by his shirt with a mischievous look and another eyebrow wiggle. âWanna get frisky?â
Roman laughed. âOnly you would ask to get down and dirty in an abandoned building.â He said as he stepped closer and pressed Remus into the wall with his hands resting on the otherâs hips. âHow long you wanna go?â He asked as he started to kiss down Remusâ neck.
Said twin moaned softly and bit his lip. âMmm, I donât know, long.â He replied, already slightly breathless. âBeen thinking about your dick.â
âI know you have, itâs gorgeous, isnât it?â Roman teased as his fingers started to crawl up Remusâ shirt hem, ghosting over the skin there. âJust like you.â Both boys blushed at Romanâs statement, Remus from being complimented like that, and Roman from saying something so emotionally raw for him. He decided to ignore it and just continued going with what felt right at the moment.
âI wanna suck you off,â Remus muttered, moaning at the feeling of his twinâs fingers teasing along his waistband as his own hands went to play with Romanâs waistband.
âThen get on your knees, pretty boy,â Roman commanded and Remus was on his knees quickly, the sound of his knees hitting the floor in the empty room sounding painful. âYou okay, Rem?â he asked him as that would have hurt badly.
âIâm okay,â Remus answered and started to unbutton Romanâs pants before pulling them down and just going directly to mouth at the hard flesh under the fabric of his underwear. This drew a surprised moan from Roman over him and his hands rested on the wall. Remus then pulled the underwear down too and took a good look at his twinâs dick for the first time not being a photo. He then proceeded to start at the head.
Roman moaned as the hot mouth surrounded his dick and his hands found their place in Remusâ hair, messing it up but none of them really cared. After a few minutes of just Remus doing what he wanted, making Roman feel good and tasting the flesh, he pulled off just past the head with his tongue running up the flesh. He looked up at his brother who groaned at the lost of wet heat.
âFuck my mouth hole?â Remus asked and lolled his tongue out so that Roman could see far down his hot, wet throat.
âFuck, the things you do to me, Rem,â Roman groaned as he lead his brotherâs head back to his dick and pushed inside again, this time feeling the different as Remus just relaxed and let Roman thrust however he wanted down his throat. Roman knew he wasnât gonna last, he was already very close to his limit. Remus could taste the precum already and guessed so too. He sank and tightened his throat around the dick and then hummed, giving as much pleasure as possible to make the other cum.
He fumbled with getting his own pants off enough to pull out his own dick and starting to jerk off in time with Romanâs thrusts and he moaned as his twin tightened his grip in his hair and pulled him all the way down his dick, mumbling about how good he was, how good it felt, while cumming down his throat.
While Roman finished down his throat Remus was trying to jerk himself to completion, and as Roman drew from his mouth he looked up at him with a dazed kind of face as a few thin strings of cum was still placed on his lips and he came onto the floor with a low moan of Romanâs name, his eyes glazing over in pleasure. He was panting as he finished slumping back against the wall while his dick softened before he could lazily tug it back into his pants.
Roman also did up his pants again and stepped around the semen on he floor to pull Remus up from the floor. He kissed him softly and it turned into a bit of a sloppy kiss in a few seconds before they drew apart again to breathe.
âI canât wait to explore that praise kink of yours. And your ass,â Roman teased Remus as they just stood and waited for their breathing to return to normal and to feel less sweaty.
âI donât have a praise kink!â Remus defended himself tiredly.
Roman raised an eyebrow. âAre you sure about that, handsome?â He grinned as he saw the blush creep back onto Remusâ cheeks.
âIâm not handsome,â he mumbled as he looked away from his twin in front of him.
âShut up,â Roman said as he pulled Remusâ face back to his and kissed him again. âYou are as pretty and handsome as I say, ok? And Iâm not lying.â
Remus nodded and kissed him back. Roman had some work to do to his twinâs self image.
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âHow come you didnât notice it was my number?â Roman asked his brother later on the way home. They could go on an actual date tomorrow.
âI donât have your number saved on my second phone,â Remus replied matter of factly, not really thinking about it.
Roman stopped in his tracks. âYou have a second phone? Why?â he asked confused.
âUmm⊠â Remus faltered in his steps too, as well as his words, realising he just gave himself away. âFor⊠work.â
His twin shook his head. âYou donât have a job. Do I even wanna know? Does mom and dad know?â
âCorrect. No, and no.â Remus replied with a sheepish grin. âHey, wanna know what I have you saved as in the phone? âKnight in shining armourâ!â
Roman snorted. âThatâs what I introduced myself as over text, isnât it?â He couldnât believe it, they really was that obvious until they met up.
âYup!â Remus grinned as he started to walk again, pulling Roman with him. âI had to call you something and you never actually said your name after that intro so I figured that gotta do.â
âI guess,â Roman grinned with his twin as they went home together.
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Baby You're a Haunted Motel | Supernatural!Remrom
So, long story short, I took a break from the internet and ended up watching the first two seasons of Supernatural. And oh boy do I have an idea! Why the hell haven't we thought of a supernatural!Remrom au? I mean, even if the main plot of the fic wouldn't have to do with the overarching plot of Supernatural, just having the twins driving around solving supernatural conundrums together.
P.s I was planning to post this a long time, but then I... didn't :|
Beta-Read by the wonderful @getyallsshippingjuice , and inspired by and written for @stemroses !
Title inspired by Baby you're a haunted house by Gerard Way
TW: Incest, Remrom, Swearing, Wincest (kind of), Casual time-period typical homophobia (Not violently, but still very offensive), Talks of sex/sleeping with a Supernatural creature, Dirty jokes, Making fun of the death of a romantic partner(One line, In reference to the death of Romanâs âboyfriendâ (this universes version of Jessica (Samâs Girlfriend who died))
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(loosely) Inspired by a scene from Supernatural | Season 2 Episode 11, Playthings (By loosely I mean very loosely, so yeah, it's nothing like most of the scene I'm talking about)
"Hurry up Roman! I'm sure whatever is causing these deaths can't wait to get their hands on all this!" Remus shouted suggestively.
"Stop Remus, we finally get to spend a job somewhere that isn't basically a cockroach-infested hell-hole, and you just have to talk about fucking supernatural creatures, again! We're trying to rid the world of them for god's sake!" Roman exclaimed.
The hotel was made of a red-stained oak, it was such a deep red that Remus had joked that it was stained in the victimsâ blood. You could see moss and rot around the cracks and crevices at the base of the building. The roof was an odd color, and you could see gaps where the shingles had worn out or fallen off over the years.Â
"Ha-ha, cock-roach," Remus chuckled, "like you wouldn't want to get it on with me after we finally kill that demon that offed your pretty little boyfriend!"
"Shut up, let's just get going."
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"Oh hello! Welcome to the Pierpoint Inn!" The cheerful lady greeted. Seated at a deskÂ
âThank you kindly, I can say I rather love the decor!â Roman praised, while Remus could be seen rolling his eyes in the background.
âThanks!â The woman shined a slippery smile, âI used to decorate this place myself all the time, shame you guys wonât be seeing it for long.â
"Ohooh, that's a pretty ominous thing to say!" Remus interjects.
"I guess that was pretty ominous," The lady admitted, "what I meant is that this place is going to close in about a month or so."
"That's such a shame,â Roman frowned, âIâm also sorry for his ill-natured comment.â
âItâs fine, heaven knows I donât expect you to be the polite sort when you are⊠what you are." She said, looking away uncomfortably, before moving on. "Anyways, Iâm guessing youâd like a room!â
âUm⊠yes, we would like that,â Roman said, trying to awkwardly respond to the obviously homophobic sentiment. Remus just raised an eyebrow, ready to pounce if need be.Â
âWhat in the whale penis does âour sortâ mean?â Remus interjected.Â
âWell, men who like women certainly donât go around complimenting furniture or traveling with their⊠partner,â She said snidely, âI mean you can do whatever you want, but Iâm not one to want to see that⊠no offense of course.â
âExcuse me!?â Roman said, offense rolling off him like the ocean at the new moon, âIn no world is that not offensive. I just-,â Roman cut himself off, realizing that if he kept this up theyâd end up missing out on this job, âPlease give us a room, and well get out of your hair.â
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The room was ancient-looking and in need of a good dusting. It smelled like a well-loved passion and seemed well taken care of with a new-ish coat of maroon paint covering the walls of the room. The only thing off about the room was the copious amounts of dolls dotted around the room's many shelves. With all the arrangements for the room taken care of, there was really only one problem leftâŠ
âShe only gave us one bed?â
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 The world may crumble but we will be left standing
Roman didnât think he would be seeing his Brotherâs work place on the news and never would it be because the building collapsed. It wasnât even the main focus of the shot. There had been an earthquake and a lot of larger buildings with more people had fallen down too. The whole area was swarmed with people and volunteers to help search for survivors. His first thought was to call Remus into the room.
His second thought was that Remus had gotten into work today. His stomach dropped and he was pulling out his phone and calling Remus. When He didnât pick up after the third time of trying to call, Roman grabbed his keys and a pair of shoes and bolted out the door. Throwing himself into his car and breaking the speed limit by quite a lot as he sped to the town over.
He was shaking a bit as he threw himself out of his car as soon as he parked and ran the several blocks to the very crowded area. Pushing past people and searching the area for his brother's face.
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Remus had only been at work for a few minutes before he was done with it. He did NOT feel like work today so he left, made up some excuse about needing to leave due to a family emergency. He heard his boss grumble about the amount of drama going on in his family for him to need this often, He was out the door and off to do whatever he felt like for the day.
Ah hour later he was in his favorite park area, wildly over grown and easy to hide away in and spend time with the local wild life. He was befriending some birds that were happy to eat random food pieces from his hands and listen to him rant. His phone had started blowing up with phone calls and texts, undoubtably his boss demanding where he was or his ass hole coworker complaining about having to come in. He turned his phone off and went back to just talking to the birds.
Laying on his stomach and letting them hop around his head. "See, the problem is the whole being brothers thing. It doesn't bother me! I just know Roman would freak out about it ya know?"
"He's so stupid. I mean I've been pretty obvious about my feelings and he just says it's, "Brother bonding!" Or "Hanging out with the family"." Remus groaned, "I kissed his cheek and he thought it was a joke! How many times do I have to compliment his ass or talking about his laugh before he actually notices!?"
Remus didn't expect to hear about the news from a gas station employee on his way back but he was sure as hell going to swing by and check out the rumble of his former employment place. Maybe take a few selfies on the rumble to show Roman. If Roman was having a writing day he might not even have heard about it yet! This would be a story to top all other stories.
He was busy thinking up what he was going to say when he got to the whole area of swarms of people digging and yelling for survivors. He was tempted to go join the search for anyone stuck under the rumble when he saw a very familiar figuring moving chunks of concrete and wreckage with bloody hands. Roman was sobbing as he shook from exhaustion.
"Roman!" Remus yelled his voice lost in the sound of the crowd as he ran up to stop Roman from tearing himself up more.
"Remus. You fucking idiot! You can't die on me!" Roman said between pants and grunts as he shoved a large sheet of crumpled metal away. "Please! I haven't even told you yet. You can't die before I tell you! You fucking JERK!" Roman yelled the last word as Remus grabbed him and pulled him into a tight hug. "Let go of...me." Roman trailed off as he looked at Remus' face.
"I'm not dead yet." Remus said failing to think of a single other thing to say. Roman looked him up and down before decking him in the face hard enough to send him sprawling, He almost fell before Roman grabbed his shirt with both blood covered hands and yanked him up and smashed their mouths together.
Remus blinked as Roman pulled away trying to catch his breath. Remus smirked. "Guess that's what you wanted to tell me." He gently took Roman's still bleeding hands from his shirt and hugged him to his chest. "Let's get you home and taken care of and you can tell me more about this." Remus said making a kissy noise.
"Oh fuck you." Roman said leaning into Remus' hold and yelped a bit when Remus picked him up.
"Maybe later."
"Jerk."
"You love me." Remus said.
"I really do." Roman said closing his eyes and leaning his head against Remus' shoulder.
am now thinking about remus playing hookie from work and the building he was supposed to be in collapses and roman doesnt know remus wasnt in it and is like. Â in tears trying to dig him out by hand refusing to believe remus is gone and then remus sees on the news that his jobsite had a disaster and is like âoh ill swing by to see the wreckage, looks interesting :) i chose a good day to skip work clearlyâ
and then remus shows up and sees roman desperately screaming as he shovels chunks of concrete with bleeding hands that remus cant die when he doesnt even know how he feels about him yet dammit
and remus from behind roman is like âyou wanna elaborate on that bro?â
and then roman is like super relieved and half pissed and also now very embarassed
or something, who knows, im not an author/j
you know. Â whump and accidental confession.
roman, in the bargaining stage of grief: you cant be dead i havent confessed yet remus, not dead: oh?????
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