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a new character was introduced and therefore i immediately loved her

#jinx says things #ffxiv #a realm reborn

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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

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DOCTOR WHO (2005-) S2E12 ‘Doomsday’

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Uh oh.

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the girls ever <3

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I do think it's pretty funny that fanfic premises based on illegitimate kids as an excuse for crossovers over the years have gone from "Mom character CHEATED on Dad character 😡" to "once upon a time, mommy and daddy had a threesome and now we have YOU!" lmaoooo. People don't want marital discord they just want a third parent

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Quiet Quitting is when you're not doing anything wrong but the vibes are off

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we are not getting out of the plant blog allegations with this one

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Chimera Falin + Monster edit

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An underrated horse fact is that if you have horse that is both A. Not stupid and B. Likes you, it will actively try to prevent you from falling to your doom when you fuck up as a rider. Like actually make an effort not to drop you like a cell phone. I think horses deserve more credit for that.

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Give me jelly beans you fuck head

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the "loneliness epidemic " narrative in the us is so fucking tiring bcs we're all pretty aware of what's driving it, the contributing factors plague us every day, but to name those factors is to name the bedrocks of american society and american urban life in particular in a way thats a bit too radical for mainstream outlets and might indict a large portion of the middle class suburbanite and gentrifier locusts that make up their $10 a month subscriber base so uhhh write abt uhhhhhh those nasty lockdowns [that never actually happened] and uhhhhhhhh tik tok

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Senshi from Dungeon Meshi