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“my body is a temple” well MY body is the USS enterprise and let me tell you there are some inconceivable situations happening on board

#it involves a claymore yes.

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The Birth of Venus by Botticelli figure/bjd

Part of The Table Museum collection by Freeing

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It’s super breathtaking:

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really surprised i have of yet to see this reading of laios' and toshiro's relationship before tbh

#dungeon meshi #i dont really feel like its helpful to try to paint either laios or toshiro as 'more' in the wrong than the other #they both have barriers to clear communication and those clash in spectacular ways #a lot of really good points here tho i am glad people are sharing this perspective #i get nervous when people start talking about why they hate toshiro because of how often the argument just boils down to plain ol racism #wrapped in 'its ok because im not neurotypical'

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my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

#if any tumblr story deserves to have 277k

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he's so normal

#dungeon meshi #hell fucking yes. #we love a good what-makes-a-monster character arc #and they are not hard to come by in dm lmao #loooove the colour choices in this btw we also love a good colour narrative

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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I need people to stop blaming the death of movies on “quips”. A quip is just a funny line of dialogue. That’s all. Like I just saw a post talking about quips and the death of movies and brought up Pirates of the Caribbean as an example of a better movie and yes it is but also that movie is FULL OF QUIPS. I just rewatched The Princess Bride. It’s all quips. Every single line. And it’s a masterpiece.

Movies suck when people don’t care about the art they’re making. That includes them not caring about their quips. Which is why a lot of comic relief dialogue ALSO sucks now. But the problem isn’t that funny dialogue exists.

#ooh. bathos

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A birthday boy! A birthday boy! 🎂 👻

#cat #he is so so beautiful but also there is something fascinatingly canine about his vibe #i think thats maybe just sometimes a thing for maine coons?? #happy birthday!

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“Fish Pond mosaic by Gary Drostle. It’s made of vitreous ceramic tesserae using a ‘reverse technique’ and measures 2 meters in diameter. Made for a small public garden in Croydon, Surrey, UK, it won several art awards.“ (via Archaeohistories at Twitter)

#art

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#poll #if i am outside wearing shoes with no socks i will perish #if i am inside wearing no shoes but socks i will perish #socks are very very necessary but in shoes ONLY

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#magic eye®

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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

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the extra comic that came with the Blu-ray...

#dungeon meshi #oh

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if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

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[side question that usually comes up in one of my history programs]

"what do we get flour from?

gr. 1 kid yesterday, unwittingly marking a momentous occasion by being the first one in 5 months to actually answer this way: (looking suspicious of the seemingly obvious question) wheat

gr. 1 kids from 2 separate schools on 2 separate occasions over the past 5 months: (with full confidence) cows

#some kids do say 'plants' or occasionally 'grain' which is of course correct and a perfectly fine answer #but astonishingly fewer than youd think #i know im from a farm and sometimes take it for granted but like. #ngl its kinda unsettling

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