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Did I make an unnecessary purchase of a youtooz plushie because I thought it looked cute and cuddly? No. Because treating yourself to special trinkets is man’s greatest success in self actualization.
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Motherfuckers will argue semantics and think that's a takedown
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One begs but one knows it as a fact
God I'm so fucking hyped for MaXXXine
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X (2022) dir. Ti West Pearl (2022) dir. Ti West MaXXXine (2024) dir. Ti West
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🔥 Stephen King’s work
I'm not as familiar as I'd like to be, but Stephen King is such an example of "creator typecasting," because, like, holy shit, why is the face of horror's best works... not horror? At all?
Anyways, in general, I'm not really a fan? He's fine? People get way too defensive of the guy that "introduced them to the genre that they didn't explore much further."
Uh, if you want a hot take, though, fuck Kubrick for shitting all over King's work. "The Shining" (1980) deserves the Razzie noms.
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🔥 Character you liked but their fans made you hate them
Lol I can't think of anything that fans have managed to just full ass ruin for me? I think the closest I can think of is the unrelenting Daniel simps and Danvid shippers for Camp Camp make me long for an episode that's just 11 minutes of David curb stomping him but that's just because i think it'd be really funny already and fans getting too hot for a child murderer fuel that
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I mean considering one fairy was had the power of the sun and moon and another was technology (techna you gremlin) dragon flame doesn’t seem too outrageous
Okay lemme like rephrase how they display their powers
Power of Technology!
Power of the Elements!
Power of the Sun and Moon!
Power of THIS FUCKING NUKE I FOUND!
Power of Music!
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U flopped
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dont make me pull out my credentials
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You ever get weirded out at how some people fetishize and salivate over extreme violence so much? The reality is that it’s hell. It’s brutal, horrific stuff that takes a terrible toll from the people that actually have to carry it out. Even usages of justified violence leave terrible psychological and physical trauma on the people that use it, from PTSD to amputations. And yet, you see regular people all of the time speaking like propagandists about how great and noble it is. About how it’s weak, effeminate, and wrong to approach situations from any other angle than bombing/killing the shit out of others before they get you. Tons of NRA nutcases and far right dumbasses screaming from behind their computer screens about how the one thing that can make it all better is violence. Lots and lots more violence. If only more people would be willing to hurt and kill others, then the world would be a better place.
You ever think about the kind of mentally broken people that lust for stuff like that safe and sound from their shitty apartments in (just picking out a random country here) Canada? Does anybody around typically hyperviolent blogs like these ever think about that?? Because I do, and then I cry my fucking eyes out for the next half hour. Fuck all of you, you’d be Trump’s most hardcore fucking supporters if you didn’t think core far right talking points were somehow progressive.
Fella what in gods name are you yapping about?
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Winx club 🔥
Fairy of The Dragon Flame was a WILD fairy type to be considering the others were shit like music and plants
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🔥Wayside School
I really liked it as a kid but haven't thought about it since 5th grade so I have no hot takes
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You ever get weirded out at how some people fetishize and salivate over extreme violence so much? The reality is that it’s hell. It’s brutal, horrific stuff that takes a terrible toll from the people that actually have to carry it out. Even usages of justified violence leave terrible psychological and physical trauma on the people that use it, from PTSD to amputations. And yet, you see regular people all of the time speaking like propagandists about how great and noble it is. About how it’s weak, effeminate, and wrong to approach situations from any other angle than bombing/killing the shit out of others before they get you. Tons of NRA nutcases and far right dumbasses screaming from behind their computer screens about how the one thing that can make it all better is violence. Lots and lots more violence. If only more people would be willing to hurt and kill others, then the world would be a better place.
You ever think about the kind of mentally broken people that lust for stuff like that safe and sound from their shitty apartments in (just picking out a random country here) Canada? Does anybody around typically hyperviolent blogs like these ever think about that?? Because I do, and then I cry my fucking eyes out for the next half hour. Fuck all of you, you’d be Trump’s most hardcore fucking supporters if you didn’t think core far right talking points were somehow progressive.
Fella what in gods name are you yapping about?
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🔥The Tortured Poets Department, if you have listened to it.
Pretty damn weak like damn it took like 2/3rds through the album to hit a song I thought was even passable. Fail.
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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account
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For legal reasons, pretend this is not a confession. [x]
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spike watches a movie
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