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Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

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Situations & Sentences RP Meme

Rules: Send me a “ .:‡:. " and I will generate TWO random numbers. The first for a situation, the second for a sentence I have to incorporate into my character’s reply for a drabble/starter [specify].

Class: Mix of fluff, angst, drama, silly, etc. Trigger warnings may apply.

List 1 (situations): 1-35 List 2 (sentences): 1-45

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#ohboy

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Send me "Sweet Dreams" and my character will recount a dream they had with your character in it.

(dear muns: bonus fun if you want to use a random number generator and the list between 1 - 8 below the cut to pick what kind of dream it’ll be.)

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#I'm bored #i might just do one of these myself

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Is your sign a queen or a princess

Aries : the ultimate queen, ruler of everything

Taurus : very powerful princess

Gemini : evil queen

Cancer : cute disney princess

Leo : queen of the world

Virgo : queen who spends all her time in her castle

Libra : the nice queen that sacrifices herself for the poor

Scorpio : also evil queen, has a lot of affairs

Sagittarius : the queen who starts a war

Capricorn : princess who doesn't want to be one

Aquarius : genius queen who wins all the wars

Pisces : princess that waits for her prince to save her

#these are so accurate tho #acer and era rule the worl together #ivy's starting wars ofc #saga is the cutest of cute

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When that one person logs on

It’s not cute or graceful either it’s as if you actually body slammed into them its uncomfortable and painful.

#When ever i see anyone posting here

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Palette meme: Era with 13?

Omg this one was more fun than Wifi to do, it’s just so minty~

#era art #thank you friend this was fun #even tho the purple combo looks funny #flybird-hummingtrap

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Medieval Fantasy Pick Up Lines. Send me one for my muses reaction!

❝Messere, you can scale my battlements any day!❞

❝What's nobility like you doing in a dungeon like this?❞

❝I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.❞

❝Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!❞

❝What a fine set of chalices you have.❞

❝It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.❞

❝You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath their sword, would you?❞

❝Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?❞

❝If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.❞

❝Would you care to see my long sword in action?❞

❝You look like a person in distress, why don't I save you?❞

❝Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping ❞ chamber.❞

❝It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.❞

❝I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!❞

❝Don't believe the rumors you've heard... the taint didn't affect my important organs.❞

❝Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.❞

❝They say a knight is always as hard as their armor.❞

❝What a fine gown you're wearing, messere. Perchance may I talk you out of it?❞

❝I may not be a Chantry Member, but I can take you to the heavens.❞

❝Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.❞

#oh my god

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“Not clean, huh? Well, that’s...I mean, I’d probably end up trying to clean the place while drunk, so that’s not a good idea.” Saga grinned until he brought up the roommates again, and she frowned. Era would certainly drink, and so would...Ancient. Shit. “Uh...w-well, I mean, yes. Yeah, they would.” She chuckled awkwardly, unsure if it would be wise to bring a stranger to their home to meet their nature guardian. Then again, it wasn’t the strangest thing in the world. “They would drink, but uh...one of them is a bit much, the other is just plain...weird.” Yeah, weird. That covered it.

Lucifer snorted and gave Saga a side-long look. Roommates could either be really fun or really annoying, depending on what they were like. If her roommates were all for them drinking, all the better. But if they were overbearing assholes, Saga could count him out. “I don’t have roommates but my place isn’t exactly..” He trailed off, waving a hand through the air. “Clean.” That was putting it lightly. Wireless had mostly given up trying to get him to clean up the place and he never had anyone else over. They entered the store, cool air blasting them. Rows and rows of alcohol, both canned and bottled beckoned to him. For a moment, he wondered if he could convince Saga to spend even more money but decided against it. “Would your roommates get drunk with us?” 

#flybird hummingtrap #lucifer comes like 'why do you have a mask on' #'why are you so fucking tall and heavy' #'why is there grass on your head' #'more importantly why are both of your roommates naked'

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So I decided to see how Lucifer would age over the years and made myself sad with headcanons. A well spent day if you ask me. Explanations or something are under the cut cause I got carried away.

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#Omg luci you pasty motherfucker #look wifi it's the bae #the dead bae #that 25 yr old one is inaccurate isnt it #because hes dead #//sobbing

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Signs as Dads

Aries: Dad in the bleachers, yelling

Taurus: Dad that turns the car around

Gemini: Hot Dad

Cancer: Dad that loves romantic comedies

Leo: Dad that loves sweaters

Virgo: Dad that dresses like a teenager

Libra: Dad that wears crocs and socks

Scorpio: Biker Dad

Sagittarius: Gardener Dad

Capricorn: Country Dad

Aquarius: Got kicked out of the zoo Dad

Pisces: Dad that talks on the phone too loud

#damn right im gemini #acer and era probably enjoy sweaters yes #saga loves romcoms to death #ivy as gardner dad would kill everything

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“I-I know that, I just, I...” Saga inhaled steadily. She probably looked absolutely horrified and weak, and it was probably pathetic. She needed to get a hold of herself, it was no big deal, just a grown woman who could probably beat her into concrete easily. Maybe she’d be nice like the other similar people she’s seen. “Look, i-it’s fine, really.” That was probably more for herself than the stranger. “I’ll be fine, I just...I, just look, okay, I’m not sure why I did that. I definitely didn’t mean to do that, I just...” What had she been doing again? She was only walking over to meet this person, who seemed interesting enough, and only intended to make small chitchat with her, just like anyone else. “I, uh...I was just going to, um, talk. Not uh, kiss. Your hand.”

✌: Kiss on the hand - From Saga to Indy c:

Ruby’s eyes widened as a swift warm pair of lips met her hand. She froze in surprise like rabbit her hand limp. A couple moments pasted before Indy was able to stammer out “If you weren’t a kid I’d sock you in the face, what the fuck, who the hell are you?”

#thesupremedoucheoverlord #that is okay friend you have done well #and it's better now that I actually know how to use saga better #even though this is a whole new challenge of awkward saga omng

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Drawing Meme (◡‿◡✿)

Send me a ship and a number I’ll draw them :

Holding hands

Flirting

Comforting each other

Getting Drunk together

Hugging

Laughing Together

Kissing

Sleeping together

fighting

Dancing

#hella

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4 y/o me: I want to become a good artist

4 y/o me: *draws for 12 years*

16 y/o me: I want to become a good artist

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Send me a "Whoops!" and my character will accidentally...

1. knock your muse unconscious 2. walk in on your muse in a compromising position 3. call your muse by the wrong name 4. eat or drink the last of something your muse wanted 5. injure your muse 6. spill something 7. pass out 8. walk in on your muse in the shower 9. accidentally lock themselves out of somewhere with your muse 10. catch your muse naked 11. trip your muse 12. take something that belongs to your muse 13. wake up in bed with your muse 14. cause a power outage 15. damage something that belongs to your muse 16. accidentally lock themselves in somewhere with your muse 17. say something bad about someone not realizing your muse is listening 18. fall on your muse 19. accidentally take a drink of your muses drink 20. lose something important

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Put a "∞" in my Ask Box and I'll shuffle my itunes and give you my favorite lyric from the song that comes up.

#//awkwardly puts this on this blog bc im a huge weeb #I'll also say which muse the song goes with best bc thats more fun

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Acer grinned to himself in success, moving his hand briefly to pat Jared’s head before putting it back. While the imagery for Jared was probably more perverted, Acer’s was hilarious like some sort of joke porno, or a really bad one. He laughed a little to himself, moving around a bit. “I am cruel. You won’t be saying that when I’m letting you have some sausage, though.” He closed his eyes again with a broad smile across his lips. “Since you’re cute though, I won’t be too rough on ya’, but I’m not paying for the pizza.” His face felt a little warm, although his filter was fading away more and more already.

If Jared had been eating, he probably would have choked and died. He felt his cheeks warm in record speed and when he opened his mouth to speak, he had no response. His brain gradually caught up and offered some helpful mental images of what Acer had just suggested. Jared buried his face in his arms, grumbling incoherently. “You can’t just say things like that..” He whined, trying to think of anything else. He would never be able to steal from that hot dog stand again without thinking of terrible pornos. When he raised his head again, still blushing furiously, he gave Acer a weak glare. “You’re a cruel man, Acer.” 

#friendly neighborhood thief #acer pls no #acershutup

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worlds most excited bird 2

#f uK CKJGIN #IM DD YGIN #iVE WATCHED THI S LIKE 5 T IME S #this is saga's bird right her #perf representation