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[glowkid]

you still have so many years to meet so many people you never knew you could love so much

[glowkid]

no offense but sweet dreams are literally made of this and.. who am i to disagree

[glowkid]

can i be honest with y'all ……

[glowkid]

pretending to like music recs a guy gives u is on the same level as faking an orgasm for him

[glowkid]

Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.

[glowkid]

Some people really are meant to be temporary but that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the time while it lasts. honestly im tired of this mindset that every relationship you have is supposed to “last forever” like that’s just setting yourself up to be dissatisfied! there’s nothing wrong with acknowledging that some people are just meant to brighten up your life for a short amount of time like people move around, jobs change, life circumstances change, vacations happen, let yourself be fluid with it as well!

[glowkid]

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

[glowkid]

serotonin please interact

[glowkid]

Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.

[glowkid]

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

[glowkid]

so im layin there,,,,,,,,,,,,tits out for Aphrodite……..

[glowkid]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[glowkid]

me: i’m a bottom. i can’t do this

the drivers ed instructor: for the last time i don’t know what that means. i’m just trying to teach you to parallel park

[glowkid]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

[glowkid]

Me: I am a pretty chill and laid back guy

My Doctor: You have a literal diagnosed anxiety disorder

[glowkid]

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

[glowkid]

not to be a fake psychic but i just like…know