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i watched this in slow motion ten times

#he stepped straight out of a fanfic i swear #the slight flush along his cheekbones #his hair #the erotic way he’s taking his jersey off

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#he is both a disney prince and a disney princess

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geno about sid. and also himself.

#jarry: (pained) #<- LITERALLY #they’re getting their pda cooties all over him

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wallpaper + icons: evgeni malkin

#HIIIIIII HII #i love these

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from tanger’s trainer

#this is so tanger #I AM PERSONALLY WHEELING HIM BACK TO BED IN THE SENIOR CITIZENS HOME

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HAPPY BDAY TO THIS GOAL SCORER

tristan with the goalie goal

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HBD Jars!

#happy bday babe!!!

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what if you were my idol turned best friend who everyone in the league knew i was completely gone for. and what if i drafted you first on the team i was captaining for the all star game after begging the captains going before me not to pick you. and what if absolutely nobody was surprised. what if the emcee and tate mcrae already knew who i Wanted Before Going To Bed last night and i was so crazypossessive even sports writers knew i’d pulverise anyone who took you from me. and what if i told reporters after that this was my longtime dream come true. and what if you told them that all you wanted to do now was to make your captain happy. and what if… after all that... you put my hoodie on and did a live interview in front of god and gary bettman.

#can you believe this entire weekend was real

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you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

#still one of the highlights of the season for me #his shriek??? #and him almost falling off the bench

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there she is… our beautiful wife

#hiiii

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sid and bob cole

#this is so sweet #also i love how he has so many bestie photos with bob… #spiritually he is an old man hanging out with another old man #<-

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the smile of a man who has his whole team playing along with his cosplay fetish ;_____; (© dave sandford, joe sargent, patrick mcdermott)

#he 🥹 #i miss kappy

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#sid: my eyes are up here #me: mm… yeah ok… #GOD he’s so chesty

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a little treat off twitter

#slutty summer shorts sid

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H-HELLO?????

#he was insane for this

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“i want to say thank you to my girlfriend. she’s too young to remember when i played in pittsburgh”… at least we have this. the boys giggling on the bench at jagr’s joke about his 22-years-younger girlfriend

#my GORGEOUS GIGGLY BOYS

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@ceeroosa 😂

i love arm...

#erik karlsson is a tumblr bitch too something to think about