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you're not a REAL emo until your birthday is tied to the death of a wrinkly old racist fuck sorry :/

#bookmark

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just remember you're never completely useless you can always be used as a bad example<3

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I wanna report the porn bots but they say they really like me and that I’m interesting :(

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chinese figurine by 徐大花xudahua

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Tonight I gave Art Spiegelman the National Book Awards Medal for Distinguished Contribution to American Letters. And we're both being banned. Some of you may think this is a good thing because you don't like my books or you don't care for Maus. But I guarantee that there are books you love on the banned lists too. That's why libraries and librarians fight for their rights to have all the books on the shelves and for your rights to read them. And it's why I support them.

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I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.

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Beep Boop

Reblogging a post thinking to myself “Man the porn bots will surely enjoy this one!”

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You don’t need to know his name. Just target him and he’ll automatically follow you around

you didnt put a nametag on your boyfriend and he despawned. sorry.

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#i never knew

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It’s the smell

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surely the romans also had 1000s of pounds of steel constantly driving 60 mph over their roads, right?

ancient rome designed its cities for people where we in "glorious western civilization" designed our cities for cars

you fix this by developing our cities for walkability & public transit while connecting everyone across the country with rail

pretty simple

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amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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Can you tell us a story about how you met John Mastodon?

John Mastodon, the legendary founder of Mastodon you mean? I was at a TED Conference in Vancouver in 2014 he was meant to be attending. I went to a party in the hope of seeing him. He never turned up. Later we learned that he had skipped the party to pilot the Mastodon submarine into Howe Sound and successfully rescue a boatload of orphans and their kittens who had been captured by Pirates. What a man!

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This is the plot to When Harry Met Sally

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thought this was neat

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on the thirteenth day of christmas my true love was investigated for his many flagrant violations of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act of 1918

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a sitting senator who is on basically every committee in charge of regulating the industries elon musks companies work in put out a statement on the checkmark impersonation issue and elon responded by Epic Ratioeing him online. this will surely have positive repercussions in his future