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the story about the chosen anime girl and her bestie, who dyes his hair to follow anime rules so she can see him

like, that is peak fiction

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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my eyes are open 👀

Extremely brainrot Role swap AU

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THAT IS SO HIM THO LMAO, JULES IS THE DUMBEST MAGE LOL

Gilda the Shama and Gilda the Good Witch- wait. I CAN MAKE TEAM GILDA, WHERE EVERYONE IS GILDA THE GOOD(insert class here) LMAO

I have a witch I employed named Gilda the Good Witch. She’d sweep teams while Yahna looked at her with terror

There’s also my mage Jules. He believes he’s a banana who magicked himself into being a human, and is significantly worse than Auch

Finally, my Featherstaves. Basil is a healer who just makes sure his teammates kill the enemy teams so he can see bloodshed. He is a masochist

Brian is an exhausted retainer of Sanatio. He just wants to get drunk at the next tavern, he doesn’t want to be in charge of a small squadron

Oooh nice!! I have a shaman named Gilda & she also strikes terror by casting various Fuck Your Shit Up techniques🤝

I barely used featherstaff in my 1st run so i'm excited to recruit angels & really see how they work this time... other than feathersword/ochlys of course.

ginny sébastien & brian fucking it up at the bar I see the vision.

& Jules

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To get your funny items you must first sulpex off brand darth vader

BRING IT

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Finally I got 30 spare stones time to see where the bridge leads

FINAL BATTLE UNLOCKED

What the fuck

#I JUST WANTED THE FUNNY ITEMS #IM NOT READY FOR THE BATTLE NAMED AFTWR THE GAME I LITERALLY JUST WANT A SHINY

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I'm glad I got to inspire you! I hope your depression gets better soon, I know how rough it can be

I desperately want art of Blade Wolf just being Raiden’s family dog. Imagine Raiden’s wife and kid walking the thing lmao

Ive been like way too depressed to draw anything of actual comprehensibility, but this ask inspired me. Thank you goineedsleep. I love you pookie.

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do i ship these characters or do i want them to form a sketch comedy duo

#zuzu which ship are you talking about

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IMAGINE HOW THEY'D LOSE THEIR MINDS

indulging in rocket/starlord content just to flex on chris pratt’s anti-gay church

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“I could fix him”

wdym this isn’t their dynamic?

#lookit my birthday buddy #he has anger issues and trauma #...just to be clear i'm talking about akechi

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THIS IS WHAT I NEED IN GUARDIANS 4

Thinkin about Rocket and all the raccoon pups he rescued, and how those babies are untouched and not experimented on, so they’ll all just grow up to be normal raccoons

Family photo

Like they can’t talk or anything so this kinda thing happens a lot

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two asshole thieves who become something better because their blond friend(?) believes in them? idk

I’m not sure if someone’s already pointed this out before, but …

This was the VERY first thing I thought about the moment I saw Rocket’s clothes in vol 3.

I might reblog if I come up with anything else on this comparison but someone tell me I’m not insane rn

#gotg #rocket raccoon

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GOTG 3 spoilers!!!

I find very interesting how music had always formed a part of Rocket's life.

The HE made him hear some weird music that represented all the negativity in his life. "Be not as you are, but how you should be." Basically meaning that you should never love your imperfections. That you need to change yourself in order to fit expectations.

Then some years later, this weird half human comes into his life. With him he brings all kinds of songs in vast ranges of emotions and sounds. Most of them about artists mirroring a feeling inside Rocket. Like the son "Creep" by radio head or "Come and get your love".

This stupid, imperfect and sometimes incompetent Terran man is full of flaws, yet he doesn't hate any of them or try to change himself. Instead this strange man that sings loudly and sways his hips to the rhythm just embraces them. Accepting himself and all the Guardians as they are. With all their mood swings, troubled pasts, social ineptitude and inability to carry a normal conversation. This man doesn't care, and it is through his music that Rocket starts to heal. Through the music he starts allowing himself to feel vulnerable and loved again.

It is no coincidence that he stole Peter's devices all the time or that he went out of his way to set up speakers or other gadgets to listen to music. Rocket LOVES music.

It reminds him he is imperfect but that being imperfect is what makes him himself.

Music saved him.

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just watched guardians of the galaxy 3 and damn did I miss good superhero movies

rocket raccoon NEEDS to have all of those raccoon babies as his own personal minions. It would be so fucking funny. Also, all of the baby raccoons getting little bows and collars to differentiate them??? im just imagining a situation where someone’s talking shit and rocket understands whatever the fuck his raccoon baby overheard. That would be so fucking funny

I also want to see more Adam Warlock. I need to see his dynamic with the rest of the Guardians, especially Drax. His mama left him for dead so it’s papa Drax time gamers

#guardians of the galaxy

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wouldn't it be funnier if they ended up dating. imagine how ANNOYING Temenos would be as a partner

I started with Osvald but I just love the idea of Temenos finding him in the snow and the two of them travel alone for the first few days. It'd be so funny. Imagine being Osvald and having to deal with all the shit he endures in his ch.1&2, and then you almost die of hypothermia and you're woken up by Temenos of all people. Hilarious dynamic.

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ALRIGHT BUT WHAT ABOUT PEOPLE WITH WIRED LIFESAVING DEVICES. WE'VE BEEN FIGHTING THIS WAR FAR LONGER THAN Y'ALL LMAO, AND WITH MUCH MORE DIRE CONSEQUENCES

pros of corded headphones:

Cant lose phone

dont need to charge headphones

they look cool and are amazing

cons of corded headphones:

Every doorknob in existence is now out to get you