gonguji

[gonguji]

not me thinking of chris's sethos asking about packing everything up && kabu pulls out a bottle of water for him from inside the booba portal

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #he's helping!!! your friend is quite literally a truck AND a mini fridge #some things he just struggles to pull out kdjwmed #I'MMA BE FAWNING OVER THESE INTERACTIONS FR.. SOME OF THEM SOUND LIKE SOMETHING KABU WOULD SAY #yeonban

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

@gonguji asked: yanno what? ✏️BAM! for sethos and kabu uwu

Kabukimono, throwing a pokeball at Sethos: Sethos, I choose you! Sethos, not looking up from his book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.

Kabukimono: Sethos, what if there are monsters? Sethos: Don’t worry, we’re at the top of the food chain. Much later… Kabukimono, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

*At a zoo* Sethos: What are they in for? Kabukimono: Sethos, this isn't prison. Sethos: So they can leave? Kabukimono: No, but- Sethos, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

Sethos: Are you packed for the trip? Kabukimono: Yes. Sethos:��Then where are your bags? Kabukimono: All I’m bringing is a good attitude and a sense of adventure.

Sethos, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Sethos: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry? Kabukimono: Blue flavor! Blue flavor! Sethos: Blue is not a flavor! Kabukimono: BLUE FLAVOR! Sethos: BLUE IS NOT A FLAVOR!

Kabukimono: Change is inedible. Sethos: Don’t you mean inevitable? Kabukimono, spitting out a bunch of coins: No, I really didn’t.

Kabukimono: All snacks are gone... Sethos: ...I am literally right here?

Kabukimono: Hey Sethos? Sethos: Yeah? Kabukimono: What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false? Sethos: Sethos: ...What?

Kidnapper: I have your partner. Kabukimono: What? I don't have a partner... Kidnapper: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face? Kabukimono: Oh my god, you have Sethos.

Sethos: Can you come out? Kabukimono: Yeah gimme a minute… Kabukimono: Sethos, I’m gay. Sethos: I know that. Come out to the sumpter beast. Kabukimono: Okay. Kabukimono: Sumpter beast, I’m gay. Sethos:

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #THANK YOU CHRIS. NOW I'M WILDLY SHIPPING THEM DMEHDMWK #AND TOO AM WAITING FOR CYNO'S NEW STORY QUEST TO DECIDE WHETHER ITS GONNA BE DOOMED YAOI #yeonban

[gonguji]

Louise Labé, from "Complete Poetry & Prose; A Bilingual Edition" tr. by Annie Finch

#* . ⊹ 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 𝐶𝑂𝑁𝐷𝐼𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁𝑆 › kabukimono .

[gonguji]

kabukimono

#* . ⊹ 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿 𝑂𝐹 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝐿𝐿𝐸𝑆𝑆 𝐶𝑂𝑁𝐷𝐼𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁𝑆 › kabukimono .

[gonguji]

a sudden thought but can we just appreciate the moment arlecchino said 'i'm not going to do any sidequest bullshit ' && decided to kill the archon for their gnosis?

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #my weakness are characters who do the most logical things and are capable of doing it. #wrio is fucking lucky she never went down there to turn him into a bloody splatter. after withholding her kids AND the truth from everyone #but really now. arlecchino did something I wish Traveller did at least once :/

[gonguji]

firefly : *exists* me : ma'am that's a sexy warframe you got there!!

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #DO YOU EVER JUST? LOOK AT HER? AND THINK OF WARFRAME? THAT'S WARFRAME RIGHT THERE #except really limited by hsr gameplay. which is a shame but that's how it works >< #most likely not gonna pull for her though. I never planned to pull for sam either. i want ruan mei just bc she is broken #and then only acheron. my only beloved

[gonguji]

95 wishes + everything I can squeeze out from 4.6... all for my dearest loveliest god of them all ><

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #C6 wanderer pspspspspspsps! two cons to be completed! #it'd be a shame to not get him now. I was hoping him and lyney would have banners seperated by months but! sadly that didn't happen. #so wan is more of value to me than lyney. next time my dear magician!! #also sethos being a four star makes me both sad and happy. happy because I can absolutely skip him and focus on saving up for someone else #sigewinne.. I'll think about her. maybe if she's neuvi's dedicated support I can give her a home. but otherwise? nah #sigma mindset eyeing next year when kazuha is once more rerun. so he gets his c6 too. maybe i could save up for c3 ei in the meantime?

[gonguji]

... genshin impact, if visions come from heavenly principles, does this mean there are no new electro visions because ei unalived herself?

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #genshin?? hoyoverse?? BE HONEST... if ei placed her conciousness in the sword does this mean her body is no more and that she is dead? #DOES THIS MEAN THE ELECTRO AUTHORITY IS BACK TO THE ELECTRO SOVEREIGN? #or is it because of what zhongli hinted at while explaining her death. that he simply was replaced?? #does this mean no new visions have appeared because scaramouche was actually 'battling' for electro authority?? #ok i may be theorizing too deep BUT INAZUMA ARC MAY BE THE MOST ENIGMATIC AND FULL OF MYSTERIES SO FAR #the fact we possibly could have misunderstood the hints and its message is so real to me. especially with additions of the new nations ><

[gonguji]

ei: allogenes consist of tall hot electro women kabukimono: allogenes consist of a non-believer who secretly loves her archon very much, a nerd with a raven best friend created out of loneliness, an abandoned boy raised by wolves, the mom-friend of the arataki gang, cunning shortie and an economy genius, dutiful captain of the patrol service, tough and lovable general mahamatra with handsome and witty rival

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #ei has a type and kabu certainly has some large variety in his club kjdwmehd #but it's honestly still a big mystery to me HOW COME electro visions aren't appearing anymore. and some of the choices resonate #scara/kabu rather than ei. which is in itself widely interesting >< #anyhow. i think meeting all of the electro allogenes would be kabu's secondary goal. really loves meeting people who were chosen to #represent his and his mothers' element!

[gonguji]

now everyone say 'thank you ei and kabu for having amazing tastes' !!!

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #OKAY ELECTRO VISIONS DON'T COME FROM ARCHONS BUT HOW CAN YOU TELL ME THAT EI AND KABU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE CHOICES? #STRONG ELECTRO WOMEN AND STRONG ELECTRO MEN. HOW CAN YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY IT'S CELESTIA? #unless that theory that allogenes are chosen precisely as possible new archons so all these hot women are possible replacements for ei. #it would make sense BUT 3 DOG BOYS? SERIOUSLY? KABU MY DEAR???? #AND sethos is cyno's rival I'M... *inhales!!* my poor boy is going to have a hell of a time

[gonguji]

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #HOT ELECTRO PEOPLE AND A MELUSINE DAUGHTY #AAAAAAAAAAA!!! YESSS WE GETTING FED TODAY #ALSO I CAN NO LONGER TELL WHO'S THE 4 STAR AND WHO'S THE 5 STAR.. GOD.. #sethos. I shall bring you home if you're a 5 star. if you're a 4 star... I will think about it!!!

[gonguji]

scaramouche is the 'your daughter calls me daddy too' type while kabukimono is the embodiment of 'yes sir I will bring her back by 8' 🤭

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #that's it. that's the post #tw suggestive #tw daddy kink #lemons

[gonguji]

another lil hc for sinday but... if you'd like to do coitus, you gotta tell him. or if they are together — express that you'd not mind to have one.

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #you do that? then 100% you can expect kabu say with a very flustered face he'd like to share such moment with you #tw suggestive #lemons #anyhow! 4 awful games of league. what's new >< I gotta stop playing at normal hours. otherwise I get polish kids in my games

[gonguji]

send 👀 + a dirty thought and/or fantasy your muse has had about mine. let's see how my muse responds.

your muse = sender, my muse = receiver.

#yanno what? sure! try to fluster my puppet #last one for today. now it's league time! #lemons #tw suggestive

[gonguji]

𝑆𝐸/𝑋𝑈𝐴𝐿 𝑃𝑅𝐸𝐹𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸𝑆 .

BOLD - applies always. ITALIC - applies only sometimes/dependent on partner STRIKETHROUGH - never applies NORMAL - don't know or doesn't apply

☂️ 𝐼𝑁𝐶𝐿𝐼𝑁𝐴𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁𝑆/𝐻𝐴𝐵𝐼𝑇𝑆

is submissive | is dominant | prefers to top | prefers to bottom | likes to switch | identifies as heterosexual | identifies as homosexual | identifies as bisexual | identifies as pansexual | identifies as demisexual | identifies as asexual | identifies as a f*cking problem | enjoys sex with men | enjoys sex with women | enjoys sex with multiple people at one time | initiates | waits for partner to initiate | spits | swallows | prefers sex in the morning | prefers sex at night | prefers sex any time | no sex drive | low sex drive | average sex drive | high sex drive | hypersexual

🌸 𝐵𝑂𝐷𝑌/𝐴𝑃𝑃𝐸𝐴𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐶𝐸

small build | medium build | athletic build | muscular build | curvy build | voluptuous build | wears boxers | wears lingerie | goes ‘commando’ | shaves/waxes | doesn’t shave/wax | cup size a-c | cup size d-f | 1-5" in length | 6-9" in length | 10" or over in length

☂️ 𝑆𝑂𝑈𝑁𝐷𝑆

is silent/makes little to no sounds | is very quiet | is very loud | grows in volume over time | bites hand/partner/pillow to muffle themselves | calls out partner’s name | curses | fakes/exaggerates | prefers a quiet partner | prefers a loud partner | prefers a responsive partner  | is turned on by dirty talk | is turned off by dirty talk

🌸 𝑇𝑈𝑅𝑁-𝑂𝑁𝑆/𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐾𝑆

having their hands pinned | pinning their partner’s hands | having their hair pulled | pulling their partner’s hair | being watched (by their partner) | being watched (by a third party) | watching their partner | receiving oral | giving oral | calling their partner ‘daddy’ | being called ‘daddy’ | giving praise | receiving praise | biting/marking | being bitten/marked | spanking | being spanked | teasing | being teased | having toys used on them | using toys on their partner | giving anal | receiving anal | choking | being choked | dirty talk | being tied up | tying their partner up | being worshiped | worshiping their partner | humiliating | being humiliated | degrading | being degraded | knife play | blood play | being pegged | pegging

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #ANYHOW... i filled out these! and put under read more for the folk who don't participate #I may.. reblob one more meme for this day before I play few games of league >< #and later I will prep drafts to format tommorrow! #lemons #tw suggestive

[gonguji]

since it's sunday, I will let on a little nsfw thought in the tags :3c

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #this way it's easier to actually omit the nasty text for those who don't like n/sfw content. #okay ready? ready?? #kabu will totally understand if you wanted to have s/ex with him but all he really has experience with #is s/ex between him and niwa. so he actually knows what s/ex is believe it or not. but for him its also done between people who love #each other dearly. so he'd not do it with just anyone. also yes - he knows d/irty talk and no - he does not understand most of it thank you #also. since niwa is his only experience then if the relationship doesn't happen in the same way/whether there is no s/ex kabu will wonder #whether he is doing something wrong. simply speaking his life with niwa he's treating like a blueprint two people in love should follow. bu #kabu also won't complain and accept any changes. he'd ask about them sure but he's capable of accepting new things!

[gonguji]

i genuinely love the thought of kabukimono being able to take on a shape of any electro creature 🥺🩷

#* . ⊹ 𝑇𝐻𝑂𝑈𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑆 𝑂𝐹 𝐿𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝑁𝐼𝑁𝐺 › ooc . #imagine your small boyfriend becoming a majestic unicorn or a small fungus! #wouldn't you like to hold a small kabu seahorse???