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It’s giving… placebo

Um, medical side of Tumblr, weird question. But does any one have any experience where they've been able, just by thinking, no other outer stimulus, to make themself feel cold, followed right after by a warm sort of tingling rush all over, mostly centered in the chest?

I kinda started doing it as like, a coping mechanism to feel better during depression cuz the warmth would feel good, but it has occurred to me that perhaps I should...not be doing that...if its gonna like, affect my heart or something :s

#used to do the same thing in summer as a kid but reverse #gave my body chills by literally thinking and picturing cold things #like a penguin taking a dip off an iceberg #mind over body is pretty incredible don’t download placebo it’s phenomenal

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Girl... what do you mean framed for a crime omg?? "What a year" its only april?? Are you okay???

Police/Government framed me for a crime I didn’t commit a year ago so I went brutal on their asses in court a couple days ago and won à la Tony Stark in Iron Man 2 style

#did a victory lap after

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i am once again in awe of your life experiences

good job???!!

So am I, so am I — I had my day in court lmao

#and I WON #fuck the police

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Can cross “winning a court case against the police for being framed for a crime I didn’t commit” off my bucket list now

#well #that was a dramatic year

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

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#full circle

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The surfer in me tracking any hint of the ocean when abroad like a cretin with sonar echolocation

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it

#Australian

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

#all moose in my Australian mind are Canadian 😂

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here’s to the guy that saved his drinks during the pterodactyl attack in Jurassic World

#it’s an island theme park each drink is probably like $25 #he’d be crazy not to save them

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"All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!" | "Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists." Jurassic Park (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg

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I don’t know why Jurassic Park is trending but I sure do appreciate it

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Now I’m just picturing the moose from Brother Bear going back to you like, “Oh hey there bud, how’s it going eh”

the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”