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LMAO someone give Dick Grayson a medal for understanding that when Bruce stalks you and asks to take your blood, it's his way of showing he loves his kid.

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Imagining the various ways Batman and Brucie intersect from Jim Gordon’s POV and the funniest one my brain can come up with is:

Batman, examining the crime scene: “…you can’t do cocaine like that.”

Jim Gordon: “Wait. You can’t?”

Batman: “It’s not — if you try to inhale it like he did, you’d choke. But you wouldn’t die. Not even if it was laced with something.”

Jim Gordon, peering over his shoulder: “Uh huh.”

Batman:

Jim Gordon:

Batman:

Jim Gordon: “Why do you know so much about how to do coke?”

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#superfam #like look I may get put in mortal peril by very strong beings #but like. superman could also keep me from getting hurt #just by association #who the fuck is gonna mug someone that hangs with superman

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I made a few Batman Beyond tweets. Just for fun.

#bdsfbdsf #batman beyond

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they don’t know what that even means

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he started as a joke but now he can’t stop

(pt 2 I guess)

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I know the Justice League has several different origin stories, but the idea that it started out as Bruce and Clark finishing a reluctant team-up saying “I guess we should have a way to stay in contact with each other” and then five years later they were coparenting an entire satellite of superheroes is so funny to me.

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still think orm/erin deserved better </3

#tumblr user ormymarius. I hope u know that u are the reason #I give them better in my own little personal au #I believe u were the one who put them on radar? or at the very least made me take a closer look at them #anywho. that writing will likely never see the light of day anytime soon but. maybe one day

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I WOULD LIKE TO FORMALLY APOLOGIZE FOR HOW LONG IT HAS BEEN SINCE I HAVE UPDATED BATFAM BEYOND OR ANY OTHER FICS OF MINE

life has been kicking my butt and while i still love terry and the batfam very very much i am not as into them as i used to be. maybe ill go back to it one day? i do have the next entry kinda partially done, but like i said, it may be a long time before i finish it.

(also pls know i read all comments on them and here and i love everyone who comments very much <3)

#twilly talks #batfam beyond #batman beyond

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Why do they deserve to win?

Iris West

Dove

#DOVE SWEEP #there was maybe ONE moment where it is questionable #but iris gets a pass for marrying Barry Allen so I think Don can get one too

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god i just. i think about hawk and dove for .2 seconds too long and i start. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

#twilly talks #don u couldve had so much more!!! #alive in my heart fuck u dc

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another amazing commission done by @awkwardalphajay! this time of one of my favorite duos, Hawk and Dove! Specifically in the Hank and Don flavor :D

#gonna self rb bc APPARENTLY #someone reposted like. half this piece on comic vine #without asking me or the artist i believe

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the penguin.

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i forgot how funny justice league unlimited was

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Lesgles:

he's so silly. unluckiest guy in 1830s france and he still is a happy dude. every single misfortune you can name has probably happened to him. he lost all his hair by 25. my guy does not care about his bad luck he just vibes. the fandom loves him and so do i <3

Dick:

The original bird boy and owner of my heart. He’s doubly bird with his Nightwing alias

he's the original robin & the first sidekick to ever exist :3 one of the most iconic bird-named supers out there !!also he's an acrobat known for doing fancy flips & tricks and jumping around gotham rooftops so while he can't fly he does come pretty close.

He started the trend of bird names for half the Bats! He's also an aerialist and spends a lot of time in the air for someone who cannot technically fly. Also he is consistently referred to as one of the best and most reliable heroes in the DC universe.

Lesgles is an alternate spelling of L'Aigle, which means The Eagle, in french.

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Batman #428: Robin Lives! preview

#!!!!!!!!

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[Image description: A comics panel. Hank Hall and Don Hall, two men dressed in 70s turtlenecks and blazers, argue. Hank says, “I’ve made my choice! I’m going with the guys who will smash anything that threatens our country! Which side are you going to fight for?” Don says, “You know I don’t believe in using violence for any side! Peace is my thing! Hope is my bag!” End image description.]

I’m gonna be honest, “Peace is my thing, hope is my bag” is an amazing catchphrase.