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many apologies to the homies who got ray bans messages from me while i was gone

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why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

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so nasa opened up applications to be an astronaut and all u have to have is a degree in the “right” field like ok nasa i see how it is u think an english lit major cant go to space well then tell me whos gonna analyze homoerotic subtext in space??? i kno theres homoerotic subtext in space ive seen star wars AND star trek 

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one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it. 

i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”

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My gender is like if they tried to make "woman" a Lacroix flavour

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content warnings but they're ingredients

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slimes when they get attacked: oh i have to become 2 of me. ohh i have to become 4 ov me. ohhhh i have to become 8 of me

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they really galaxy brained on this one

also yue and korra are probs related since they both came from northern water tribe royalty 👀🤯

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Y'all I just want you guys to know that at the protest tonight in Rochester, cops keep gassing the Frederick Douglass statue on the sidewalk because they think he's a protester who isn't leaving

You cannot MAKE THIS SHIT UP

#so strange to see pics from that angle of a protest i was at #fuck rpd n fuck lovely warren

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i was supposed to be asleep over an hr ago n now i got the anxiety motors running

#i shldve kept my mouth shut lol #i b the cause of every problem in my life online AND offline #this is why my family ~hates~ me LOL #f u c k

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#discourse #ok so let me clarify i guess #i dont think that queer isnt a slur #but i do think its been historically reclaimed #and its terf rhetoric to tell people they cant ID as queer or reclaim the word for themselves #and also when i say queer community i mean exactly that: people who ID as queer

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i feel it in my bones, i’m on F I R E

FUCK

#i was brought back to 2014 VIOLENTLY #and you know what? it still bangs

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god this is a big ask but I really wish there were like….. a site where you could plug in your state/district/whatever and tick some boxes on issues you prioritize and then the site would give you a rundown of the potential candidates in your area and where they stand on those issues in like….. clean simple bullet points. gimme the cliffnotes, I literally do not have the time or energy to comb through god knows how many articles and shit to figure out who to support, just tell me what their stance is on X, Y, and Z, and that’s gonna have to be enough.

#frustrating to see my state gov b almost entirely R and then my specific district being all D

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obsessed with this dude that apparently shares ben shapiro's politics but technically picks apart his sister's singing

#beck core #monk core #PLEASE LOOK!!!!