green-day-dad

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I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

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[green-day-dad]

i return bc i forgot ppl on twitter are 1) insane and are doing the 2) moral olympics

#i grew up in a traditional mexican catholic household complete w alcoholic father #also why do they have to make everything so personal like dawg go outside pls ik its overused but MAN #ooc

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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#2:49pm and i want billie joe from green day so astronomically bad #just down atrociously for an old man hours

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#bouncy ball :D

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[green-day-dad]

the real forbidden snack

#i so badly wanted to lick my rosin #big forbidden jello/fruit gummy #but also that bitch was sticky and powdery and the /vibe/ i got when using it on my bow made me feel icky #like the textures were NOT meant for each other

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happy birthday Gerard Way. King of England die today, m’lady?

#LMFAOO

[green-day-dad]

be careful washing dishes in the dark

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Transparent Fall Out Boy lights em up on your blog.

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how is this show real

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concerts should cost 3 shiny nickels and be a block away. beautiful women take my hand we're going

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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.

[green-day-dad]

we as a society need to do something about the fact that frozen pizza doesn't taste good

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twitter's bot problem has gotten out of hand