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YESSSSS that’s also one of my favorites

You’re all getting another riddle tomorrow morning, if anyone gets it right they get a prize

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#jonathan crane tbh #you 🫵 middle aged southern man. what are your pronouns

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CORRECT!

@flamyangelwings what is your request for your prize? You only get one, so choose wisely

You’re all getting another riddle tomorrow morning, if anyone gets it right they get a prize

#spook speaks #ok so you can get either a prompted oneshot #a drawing #or you can make me speedrun an update on one of my ongoing fics #I wish I was a genie or fae or whatever that would make this so much more fun #but alas I can only produce art or fic

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Free Hugs

Danny feels cheated somehow. When he'd detected a ghost in Gotham, he had prepared to throw hands almost immediately, like he used to do in his hometown. Instead, he got this.

Every. Single. Time. Red Hood would not. Stop. Hugging. Him.

Danny was not aware that he was teddy bear shaped, but Red Hood seemed pretty convinced that he had to hug him on sight.

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Alright BET here you go, time limit of 6 hours before I reveal the answer:

I can be held, but never kept

I can be stolen, but never trapped

I can warm your hands quite nicely,

And I can brush against your lips,

But I can never hold you close,

Nor can I give you a kiss

I can be hot or cold, wet or dry,

If I leave you forever, you will certainly die

What am I?

You’re all getting another riddle tomorrow morning, if anyone gets it right they get a prize

#spook speaks #also yes I did reveal the answer to the last one #the last one was a shotgun

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Dpxdc 180

Did Danny abuse the fact the GIW needed his parents tech. Yes of course. Danny not phantom seemed to be the trouble maker as of late. His parent threatened to withhold tech and blue prints from them if the GIW touched their kids.

Did he get caught breaking ember and boxy out of a government facility? yes. He expected the lecture he got.

The next jail break. It was not him. It was sam, Then the third. Also not him. That was Val… then it was Tucker. But not him.

The blame fell on him.

He did not expect to be shipped out of state. The GIW were happy to cover all costs. Even got him into a decent highschool. And had an apartment all arranged.

Gotham?

Not where he was expecting.

The assassination attempts. Also surprising.

Not so surprising. Tucker found out the GIW wanted to “silence” him. Offering a lot of money.

Of course his parents don’t listen. He is 15 perfectly fine to be all alone. Even if he is near some place with the nickname crime alley. Nope. He is just being dramatic. They tell him no one wants him dead.

#Danny with the glock what crimes will he commit

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You’re all getting another riddle tomorrow morning, if anyone gets it right they get a prize

#spook speaks #idk maybe I’ll do a oneshot request or sumn HDJDNSJDJ #I’m living the fucking life. riddlemaxxing and everything

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I could honestly take or leave Stephcass. But if DC's gonna insult my intelligence by trying to pretend all this wasn't shameless, malicious queerbait then screw them, I will ship it out of SPITE.

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i need to be honest with you guys, i've been doing comic storyboards for my ideas a lot (a few years ago), here's one of them. i may be cringe but whatever

they had a fight but it's gonna be okay

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Just read my first comic issue with Thalia in it and I understand now. I understand why you guys love her so much

Just says the most reprehensible shit possible to Bruce, tries to kick his ass, and leaves

Just a girlboss building her empire truly

#spook speaks #like GIRL WHY DID YOU SAY ALL THAT #but it was really funny so I’ll allow it #‘how many robins am I gonna have to resurrect for you bruce’ HDJFNSKDJEK GIRL #obviously the least bad quote but definitely one of the funnier ones #like. girl. #thank you for deepfrying his kids in the gamer ghoul bath water #but. c’mon now #you can’t just tell Dick he doesn’t have any family in this world it’s rude

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Me researching the soil quality of New Jersey for a fic

#spook speaks #don’t even ask man #this is just the way things are for me sometimes

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OH YEAH when the pottery explodes in the kiln…..hellfire. Hell. It’s so infuriating it’s actually unreal

If there’s ANY moisture left in the clay when you fire it, it explodes so violently that just about everything else in the kiln will explode as well. Letting your pieces be fired with a class’ kiln is a gamble. I would actually wait for smaller firing loads to finish my pieces so there was a smaller chance of explosions.

Clay is like a hamster in that it wants to die in a horrible, confusing way. It will explode, it will fall apart, it will do a funny wobble-dance off this mortal coil (and your bat) while you throw it.

Damian would hate it. His first thrown pot exploded in the kiln and he’s been bitter ever since. Jason poked fun at Damian for it and he tried to de-bone him.

Damian gets back at him when he notices the sickeningly obvious crush that Jason has on Danny, and mocks him relentlessly for it. In front of him.

Dick has to talk both of them down before a repeat of the Tower incident occurs.

Thankfully, Danny is so oblivious (willingly or not) that he just doesn’t pick up on it.

Considering writing a Dead on Main story where Danny is running a ceramics store in Gotham and Jason starts taking lessons from him because his siblings keep telling him to get a hobby

The cons of this however is that I am probably the only person who this would appeal to on concept alone and I need a constant stream of attention to survive

#spook speaks #if one of their pieces exploded in the kiln while both of them were using it there would be bloodshed #and a FULL investigation to see whose fault it really was #they’re taking this shit more seriously than some of their cases

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The more you’re trying to show off in ceramics, the shittier the final product will be. It’s like a law of physics.

His mother never had him take pottery lessons, but surely Damian can produce something better than the disappointing mess that is Todd’s cup.

Damian tries, for 7 straight hours, to produce anything on the wheel.

He’s so pissed off by the end of it that he nearly disembowels the Riddler during patrol that night

Considering writing a Dead on Main story where Danny is running a ceramics store in Gotham and Jason starts taking lessons from him because his siblings keep telling him to get a hobby

The cons of this however is that I am probably the only person who this would appeal to on concept alone and I need a constant stream of attention to survive

#spook speaks #eventually it becomes a running joke on patrols #which is infuriating enough to damian #but he nearly kills the riddler a second time when he realizes he made a pottery themed quiz specifically to mock him

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Well damn I guess I am doing this

Considering writing a Dead on Main story where Danny is running a ceramics store in Gotham and Jason starts taking lessons from him because his siblings keep telling him to get a hobby

The cons of this however is that I am probably the only person who this would appeal to on concept alone and I need a constant stream of attention to survive

#spook speaks #me when I get an excuse to talk about ceramics

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#yayyy horsies

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You all need to understand that this concept is extremely funny to me.

Ceramics is one of the most aggravating hobbies you can ever pick up, especially when you’re first starting out. This is because it looks so simple, it’s such an ancient form of art that so many ancient humans could pull off, and yet it’s so unbelievably difficult to do right.

I can’t understate this enough. I haven’t had a genuine meltdown in years, and yet my college beginner ceramics class brought me dangerously close to one several times. And I’ve done ceramics before! I don’t even have supernatural anger issues (just normal ones)!

Jason would pick it up because hey, he works with his hands a ton, his siblings won’t get off his back about getting a hobby (rude), and it looks easy as hell.

Also, none of his overachiever family members do ceramics, so he won’t have to deal with them being better than him at something he’s starting out in.

He would end up with more holes in the wall than actual drywall, and a broken wheel.

Because you can’t force clay to do what you want. If you try, it’ll throw itself right off the wheel. The more arm strength you put into it, the more the clay will actively mutiny against you. This concept only gets more irritating the stronger you are.

To properly center clay, you have to brace your whole body weight against it, and you have to lean into it. Gentle, but firm. You have to understand that the clay doesn’t like you, it doesn’t owe you anything, and it’s only gonna do what you want if you don’t use angry ape strength on it.

I know Jason is smart. That’s why I like him. But he’s also very physically strong, and incredibly stubborn, and he has anger issues worse than mine. He would have an awful time doing pottery.

And then, he’d love it.

His family would hear him slam the door of the room they’d converted into his pottery studio (if only so he didn’t get thrown out of his apartment for the screaming), and would think fuck, here we go again.

And then he’d run into the room absolutely fucking coated in clay, beaming, carrying the bat (yes that’s what the thing you throw on is called) he’s been working with for the past two hours, with a teeny little cup on top.

“Got the bitch!”

“Language, master Jason.”

And then he’d let it dry, fire it, glaze it so carefully, so worried about fucking it up, and fire it again.

And it would come out looking like shit, because that’s just how life is when you glaze your first pot.

And Jason would lose his shit.

Considering writing a Dead on Main story where Danny is running a ceramics store in Gotham and Jason starts taking lessons from him because his siblings keep telling him to get a hobby

The cons of this however is that I am probably the only person who this would appeal to on concept alone and I need a constant stream of attention to survive

#spook speaks #also there’s no way in hell he’d figure out centering without lessons which is where Danny comes in #basically just therapy through art but the art fucking hates you #and that’s what makes success so viscerally joyous #btw Bruce would love that first ugly little fucking cup. He wouldn’t let anyone throw it out #he would put that bitch on display #Jason would briefly consider faking his death and moving to another continent