Fern Blackwood: *Sneak in the backdoor from Home.* At least Home didn't slam the door again. Now, where is delicious holidays food?
(Fern tiptoes around, her curiosity piqued by the scents wafting through the house, until she approaches the kitchen. She pauses upon hearing voices.)
Fern Blackwood: (whisper) Great... kitchen, where rest of neighbor gonna eat. What Sha- mmm? is it voice of Frank? *peek around corner*
(Fern see frank repeating Eddie Dear name as Eddie completely stunt and none reasoned on the armchair.)
Fern Blackwood: *wide eyes* Not again... *pull out a ball* Here we go. *Throw the ball into kitchen which hit something*
(Loud crash)
Frank: !?? *leave Eddie*
Fern Blackwood: *quickly head over Eidde* Eddie? Eddie!? Snap out of it!
(Eddie Dear proceeds mumble.)
Fern Blackwood: You leave me no choice... *lift my leg up and push my feet against his nose* smell...
(After a brief sniff, Eddie Dear lost his balance, tumbling off the armchair onto the floor while covering his nose.)
Eddie Dear:Sweet mercy—! Scrambling to his feet, he looks at Fern with wide eyes, disbelief painting his face. What in the seven heavens were you thinking, Fern?! Have you lost your mind or just your manners?
Fern Blackwood: You were in a daze, so I decided to help. *smirk*
Eddie Dear: Brushing himself off, he stands, irritation clear in his posture. Now listen here, Fern, whatever method you did, you oughta to be a shame! Your feet almost kill my smell!
Fern Blackwood: And it didn't did it? Beside... Frank was calling your name and you were not... all there.
Eddie Dear: Frank? I-I didn't notices. *rubbing his neck* really?
Fern Blackwood: Of course!! why would I lie? Is that single pea on a plate? *point*
Eddie dear: huh? *look at the plate on the floor* yes...?
Fern Blackwood: May I have it?
Eiddie Dear: *sigh* Go on ahead.
(Fern took single pea then drop in her mouth)
Fern Blackwood: Thank! well, I better leave before, they find out i'm here.
Eddie Dear: Leaving so soon? *confuse*
Fern Blackwood: I already cause too much trouble also I don't have invitation Homewarming.
Eddie Dear: Rest the gang surely will-
Fern Blackwood: Eddie, I wasn't Invited other holidays so, what is gonna be a different then this one? I don't mind being a alone.
Eiddie Dear: *Frown* o-ok, I understand.
Fern Blackwood: I don't hate the holidays, its... nevermind. One more thing before I go. Don't be close to Frank.
Eiddie Dear: What?
Fern Blackwood: Trust me, you can be friend with him however, DON'T be close to him. Ok?
Sorry we both missed the Homecoming holidays—feels like I practically uninvited myself, huh? Anyway, I picked up a little something for you—a record disc! I know it's a small gesture, but I hope you enjoy the music. also more one before I head back home. Have you seen Eddie Dear around?