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groose · 12 hours
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he fuckib flopped
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groose · 12 hours
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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness
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groose · 13 hours
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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groose · 16 hours
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aw
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groose · 20 hours
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Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy
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groose · 24 hours
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wilson saying “I need to do this. for you.” is fucking insane actually. in the same episode where house is deciding whether or not he should commit suicide as a result of wilson’s dying. They are each other’s lines between life and death. humans have a biological instinct to preserve their survival at all costs; house has an addiction that governs his life. but they were willing to forgo all of it for one another, because they couldn’t fathom it being any other way. IM SICK
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groose · 24 hours
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hand in unloveable hand.
prints + merch + commission info
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groose · 2 days
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no multi option, agonize and choose, no results option, pick one to find out or scroll onward
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groose · 2 days
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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groose · 2 days
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A lot clicked for me when my mom said the reason she was so reactive towards me as a kid was that she assumed intent behind things I did, rather than recognizing my behaviors for being normal kid behaviors or normal autism behaviors. So I got treated as if I was an adult who was intentionally doing things to upset her. She'd react to me like I had the maturity and wherewithal to do things in a cruel or manipulative way, making her life harder, when I was just existing. Just trying to learn how to cope and be a person myself. When she told me this I stopped in my tracks trying to process. Why would anyone's default assumption be that a kid is trying to antagonize them instead of like, struggling with something they're experiencing? But she was also raised the exact same way, treated like everything she did carried the weight of adult responsibility, not seen as a kid.
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groose · 2 days
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yummy pomegranate
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groose · 3 days
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groose · 3 days
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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.
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groose · 4 days
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oh no im wearing a skirt and i stepped over this vent in the sidewalk thats blowing air and my skirt billowed out and lifted me up into the air and i glided over the city and everyone saw my hoo hoo
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groose · 4 days
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fuck w me
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groose · 4 days
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