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absolutely NEED a pretty woman to put her canine teeth in the side of my neck rn
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.
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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.
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"being queer is about love" hmm actually being queer is about defying societal norms about gender and sexuality and does not depend on feeling love at all
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Bad Buddy (8/??) + Tumblr Text Posts
Bonus:
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Reminder that Alex Turner knows about Milex fanfiction and had the most bizarro response when a journalist asked him about it. He said,
"I’ve been told about it… Stories where we slip into one another. Does One Direction have that? And who fucks who? They fuck all at once? And they don’t want to write stories where we fuck the One Direction? Like Cadbury who puts in the same packets Dairy Milk and Ritz crackers?”
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dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
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Guess the plot of The Favorite (2018) and Saltburn are really similar, but I like the ending of the first one a lot more. Maybe i just hate to see men succeed
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When I am sharing a bed with someone else I usually find it hard to sleep facing them, found out this applies to not only humans, but also my cat ☠️
He has taken to want to sleep beside me instead of at the foot of the bed and I just can't relax while facing someone else... why am I like this
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Started Saltburn, i wasn't fully aware of how gay this was supposed to be... but i'm only like 20 minutes in so
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kitten i'll be honest daddy isn't sure he's cut out for full time employment
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