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this minute long clip from make some noise made me feel more emotions than any oscar bait drama i've ever seen or ever will see

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burn out

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internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

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okay i may only get to pick one but i need to share with people how bitching the signalis style face seams look

#its uh #its the signalis face seam in case it wasn't obvious what i picked #if that wasn't here i'd have picked the tank treads #but the signalis face seam was here #and i was like “YO I GOTTA GET THAT” #i love signalis

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Ruby Red

#impeccable as always #i think i already rb'd this #but fuck it #we doing it again #because [gestures at her]

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the biggest lesson you can ever learn about ffxiv is that stormblood is actually kinda fire when you don't have a bitch in your ear telling you it's bad. the second biggest lesson you can learn about ffxiv is what a prime number is

#I CAN ONLY COUNT TO FOUR x4 #meme lyrics aside #its true #going back and looking over stormblood i am not afraid to say i liked it more than HW #i think the music and dungeons are a lot more memorable #same with the trials #my friend group and i only really quote ravana? #and i only really remember like 6 or 7 songs from HW #stormblood tho? #every dungeon is a banger imo #every fight fucks and the music is SO DAMN GOOD #and also #best boy #LET THE REVELRY BEGIN! #honestly a lot of the stormblood trials and raid lines get quoted in my friendgroup #we also (almost daily) do that one susano noise #you know the one

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y'know. if ophelia wasn't depressed she'd be even more terrifying

i'm trying to write and my music playlist sparked a funny OC meme i shared with a friend and now that's sparked a further thought, ophelia is so unfun and straightforward in a fight because [horrificly depressed] and just the raw unhinged unrestrained strength because she want's this to be over is one thing. but if she wasn't depressed... Man she'd be dancing and singing while slaughtering people...

i'm going to file this away under "All the AU's i need to write"

seriously. ophelia not becoming horrificly depressed and possibly maybe even a little suicidal but only subconciously. but still becoming a bloodlusty psychopath has some great edgy potential

#gonna chew on this #text #ophelia de fortemps #the meme was the P4G opening song btw #that running through ophelia's head while she's in a fight

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I sometimes want to reblog my mutuals posts and put some unhinged shit in the tags that I know I would find funny but I get nervous that I’m being too weird or it might not land the way I wanted it to

#you are welcome to say the most unhinged out pocket shit ever under my stuff #cause i guarantee you ive said something similar or worse about my own Oc's

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Reblog to curse your followers and mutuals.

#HOLD UP #MACHINE? #LITERALLY TECHNOPHILE TRANSHUMANIST DREAM! #“CURSE” BAH #I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER THE 1080TI GRAPHICS CARD THAT JJST REPLACED MY SPLEEN

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brothers.

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*releases a single angelic note*

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"A funny thing happened on the way to the enshittocene: Google – which astonished the world when it reinvented search, blowing Altavista and Yahoo out of the water with a search tool that seemed magic – suddenly turned into a pile of shit.

Google's search results are terrible. The top of the page is dominated by spam, scams, and ads. A surprising number of those ads are scams. Sometimes, these are high-stakes scams played out by well-resourced adversaries who stand to make a fortune by tricking Google[...]

Google operates one of the world's most consequential security system – The Algorithm (TM) – in total secrecy. We're not allowed to know how Google's ranking system works, what its criteria are, or even when it changes: "If we told you that, the spammers would win."

Well, they kept it a secret, and the spammers won anyway.

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Some of the biggest, most powerful, most trusted publications in the world have a side-hustle in quietly producing SEO-friendly "10 Best ___________ of 2024" lists: Rolling Stone, Forbes, US News and Report, CNN, New York Magazine, CNN, CNET, Tom's Guide, and more.

Google literally has one job: to detect this kind of thing and crush it. The deal we made with Google was, "You monopolize search and use your monopoly rents to ensure that we never, ever try another search engine. In return, you will somehow distinguish between low-effort, useless nonsense and good information. You promised us that if you got to be the unelected, permanent overlord of all information access, you would 'organize the world's information and make it universally accessible and useful.'"

They broke the deal." -Cory Doctorow

Read the whole article: https://pluralistic.net/2024/02/21/im-feeling-unlucky/#not-up-to-the-task

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i think its funny that people think Pyramid Head is hot, because thats just the manifestation of a sad wife guy's inner darkness.

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New discourse: it's actually predatory to date someone with a different star sign than you, because the differences in your personalities means you'll never be able to have exactly the same life experiences, thus leaving a knowledge and power gap between the two of you which will inevitably lead to an abusive relationship!

also if you're a Sag and you're dating a Taurus, that means you're secretly seeking a May-December relationship, which is age gap coded!

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together