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The most classic work of literature in question:

buckwild to see swifties posting takes like "I feel like this album... is the most classic works of literature. As if these words... were always waiting to be written. I'm going to tattoo all of the lyrics on my skin so they can live forever" and then seeing someone else post a screenshot of the lyrics and it's some shit like "welcome to my dark and twisted mind / I'm the girl nobody ever notices / the joker hasn't seen half of what I've seen / call me the girlker / [reference to current trending media franchise]"

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no im not

"I can fix him" ok well i can make him squirt

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I stand firm in my belief that Adam is alive - and completely fucking useless to the Jigsaw games. Jigsaw and the apprentices would be working on an elaborate, horrific trap, and hell just be sitting in the corner like, "Yeah, I think I lucked out on my trap." John, Amanda, Hoffman, Logan - everyone is ready to straight-up murder the guy just for being that annoying. The only reason he's still alive is because Lawrence can and will viciously kill anyone who dares to take Adam away from him again- or worse, he'll out the games to the police. He's just there to look pretty, distract his rich boyfriend, and smoke weed and listen to Pitbull Daycare in the warehouse.

#chainshipping #saw (2004) #dr lawrence gordon #adam stanheight #adam faulkner stanheight

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I'm sorry

"I can fix him" ok well i can make him squirt

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"I can fix him" ok well i can make him squirt

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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

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does anyone have that unsettling oil painting of a dark window with a sheet leading out into the darkness? it did the rounds on tumblr a while ago and i need itttt

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"if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around" yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can't hear her at all, he thinks he's been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that's why it's a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can't save her. because he will always, always turn around. "if i was orpheus i would simply —" you wouldn't be orpheus. you wouldn't be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

#the only people who would fail are those who think they'll succeed where orpheus didnt #if you were so in love that you'd walk into hell to bring them back #would you not look back at the face of your lover just to know that theyre really there? #would you really put faith in the lord of the dead over your love? is that what youre saying? #pathetic. you would never be orpheus.

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No but genuinely. What was the point of this. Yes he's tied up for the trap and all and that makes sense but. The half-unbuttoned shirt. The ripped, low-cut undershirt. The tight-ass collar. The sweat. The bedroom eyes. Heaving tits. Detective Mark Hoffman I know what you are

#WHORE #SLUT #HARLOT #IMPURE #<- i need him carnally #saw #saw iv #saw v #saw vi #saw 3d #detective mark hoffman #mark hoffman #jigsaw #jigsaw killer

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hey gurl im here for you if you need oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral support i mean oral sup

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Well-done steak likers must LOVE sucking dick 🙄🙄🙄 you just can't get enough wood jn your mouth can you 🙄🙄🙄🙄

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smart guy and guy who is also smart but just a little bit too fucked up

genius + evil genius

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genius + evil genius

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#me when i stub my toe but i have a prosthetic leg

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Not even joking, tumblr has actually made me funnier and better to talk to

It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

#youd think it'd be the other way around #whenever I say a tumblrish thing #no one knows its from tumblr because no ones on tumblr #but they think its funny #and then they like me #its actually really helped my anxiety because now people think im funny #(i will never admit it's because of the hellsite (loving))

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Listening to Sun Killer during the solar eclipse is awesomw

#spiritbox #spiritbox eternal blue #eternal blue #courtney laplante #mike stringer #zev rose #josh gilbert

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The inherent eroticism of losing control to something you thought of as beneath you, only to discover that you were made to be controlled. Oh, how euphoric it must be to learn so late that your purpose is to tear yourself apart for someone else, and to be made whole again by their praise of your obedience.

#this is about lawrence gordon #saw 2004