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i'm stepping into a new role at work. over the last weeks at work, my connections have like quadrupled. soooo many meetings. and a lot of guys. and, thus far, when i remember to look, they all have wedding rings

it's so damn hard to date in a small town

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Freaking Taylor Allison Swift making me cry over a relationship from 2016

WTF

#taylor swift #so long london #the tortured poets department #ttpd

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Tornado season in tornado alley is so wild

I'm getting ready for bed. And we might have tornados around 2am. So tomorrow will be ✨delightful✨ on interrupted sleep

Also i don't really have a tornado shelter or safe place because im on the upper floor of my apartment building and none of my neighbors talk. So i have my sneakers ready and my weather radio and flashlight. Fingers crossed nature doesn't yeet me into the great beyond in the middle of the night. And that it doesn't destroy my newish car that I've waited decades to have 🤷🏻‍♀️

#tornadoes #tornado alley #twister

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this tho. i'm a greedy girl who eats up EVERY moment they are soft toward and/or playful toward each other

Kevin: “Wife!”

Laura: “Husband!”

I’m sorry you can’t make me hate them.

#general hospital #laura collins #kevin collins #kevlaur #gh #make jon a regular dammit and give them REAL plots

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i'm not saying that Portia can't be upset. She can. Heather and her family put Portia and hers through hell

but... she needs to recuse herself from Heather's care. She has blatant conflicts of interest. tbh, Kevin should, too.

and you're the one that walked up and inserted yourself into the conversation, Portia. If you don't want to hear it, walk away. you have an office

#general hospital #portia robinson #heather webber #kevin collins #gh #the ethics aren't ethic-ing

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i'm SO confused?? Ace is over a year old now. idk like 14 months??

I know some babies can be a little behind, but by that age, they usually use family terms like mama and dada and a few other words.

so... Laura should have realized this would be a thing-- mama or gramma. I did kind of think that face she made when Heather wondered about his first words was because he's... already said a word

#general hospital #laura collins #heather webber #ace cassadine #gh

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Genie's hair and Laura's whole look is so fantastic right now. they better not waste this amazingness on these weak ass plots

#general hospital #laura collins #genie francis #gh

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Josslyn [to herself]: be an adult me: girl, we ALL wish you would. we're waiting for you to. I mean, we're not holding our breath. but we sure wish

#general hospital #josslyn jacks #gh #this absolute child

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Ah, yes, let's applaud the ableist plot

#general hospital #gh #curtis ashford

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Portia: what happened to your restraints?

Heather: you know, i think maybe i lost some weight after the surgery or something

Me: gosh, i hate when that happens. Whoopsie daisy

#general hospital #gh #heather webber #Heather is unhinged and I'm here for it #but stop making Laura her champion

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nerdy confessions: i named my wifi network The Ghost of Lwaxana Troi. ya know... since Majel is the voice of the computer

#star trek tng #lwaxana troi #majel barrett

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was I the ONLY person who just assumed that Chase and Brook Lynn were getting married around Valentine's day? who hoped this death saga w Gregory would be over by now?

#general hospital #harrison chase #brook lynn quartermaine #gh

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#i feel this in my soul

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I hate the reason why (Heather) but I'm HERE for kevlaur. So sad that we only get snippets of it

#general hospital #laura collins #kevin collins #kevlaur #gh

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Lmao, Willow took stuff for Jason and never once thought about the fact that stuff gets checked and missing supplies would be noticed 🤣🥴

This girl graduated nursing school? Mkay suuuuure

#general hospital #willow tait #gh

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I'm 80000% here for James dragging Tracy. All hail James.

#general hospital #james west #tracy quartermaine #short king #gh

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There's nothing like going to the art gallery and getting to flip off portraits of our worst presidents