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they are in love!

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Can someone please remove the perpetually stabbing knife from my lower abdomen? I have a math class.

#fuck periods

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biggest strength: unbridled rage

biggest weakness: unbridled rage

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Critiques of Taylor Swift in 2024 are literally just like oh noooo she does her job too much!! oh noooo too many people like her!!! Oh nooooo she works too hard!!! Oh noooo she was a little too honest in her music!! OH NOOOOOO

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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file

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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)

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#the smoke follows the lazy #bacon roast vibes

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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😭

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Hey swift friend

Heyyyyyyy

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genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

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They should pay me to sort objects by color and shape and size all day I'd be good at it I'd be so fucking good at it

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The fact that Orlando Bloom (Legolas) and Andy Serkis (Gollum) both said that they based their performances in Lord of the Rings off of cat behavior really shows you the sheer range of what cats are like

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the promise of emails from my good friend jonathan is my life raft in the storm rn