hannahsnz

[hannahsnz]

okay in honor of lesbian visibility week reblog or comment on this post if you’re an 18+ snzbian because i KNOW there are more of us out there & i want to find yall sooo badly so we can interact!!

happy lesbian visibility week you wonderful snzbians i love yall 🧡🤍🩷

#lesbian here! 🏳️‍🌈 #snzbian

[hannahsnz]

15 Sneeze Asks🤧

1. What things make you sneeze? (can be allergies, inducers that work, illness, etc.)

2. How often do you sneeze?

3. How often do you blow your nose?

4. Do you like to induce yourself? If so, how often do you do so?

5. Do you have a sneezing pattern? (ex. you always sneeze 3 times)

6. What makes you sneeze more, colds, allergies, or inducing?

7. If someone gets off to your content, would you wanna know?

8. Are you open to people requesting content?

9. Are you interested in sneeze roleplaying?

10. Do you prefer sneeze fics or sneeze wavs?

11. Do you prefer masculine or feminine sneezes?

12. What is your favorite kind of sneeze? (harsh, wet, stifled, kittenish, etc.)

13. How much mess is too much mess?

14. Where’s the best place to be sneezed on?

15. Do you have any other kinks?

#sure what the hell 😅

[hannahsnz]

in further snz-related phrases: "a bad case of the sniffles" is effectively a paradox, and I don't know what it is but there's something very hot about that

like, it's just the sniffles, but the sniffles are thick and wet and desperate, and punctuated every so often by a heavy, helpless sneeze

it's just the sniffles, but the person sniffling has been drenched to the skin in an unexpected downpour, and is sniffling while also shivering uncontrollably

it's just the sniffles, but they're such congested sniffles that every one is followed by an audible, breathless exhale. just the sniffles, but they're so tickly that each sets off a delicate, gasping hitch. just the sniffles, but the sniffles have long since soaked through the handkerchief they haven't been able to remove from their streaming pink nose since the sniffles set in, and have made their way halfway down their arm at this point.

but it's just the sniffles... you know?

#ugh this 😍

[hannahsnz]

I’ve been on a tear wanting to see my ideas come to life and no one does it like @nostrildamus does.

Have been leaning hard on the delightful idea of a strong butch lesbian inducing me or vice versa. And since all of my other comms are me inducing someone else, this time we switched it around … and I LOVE IT. 🫠

#so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #literally the sexiest #I’m dead #😍😍😍 #snzblr

[hannahsnz]

Aaaand then the rest of the week. 9-14 March. More. Sneezing. Definitely had a cold, and definitely have allergies. 😅

#snz #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #snz wav #bless me #cold sneezes #allergy sneezes #Youtube

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Continuing to catch up on my sneezes…

This is literally two days in March. 7-8 March. I think I was fighting a cold on top of being assaulted daily by the dust in my car 😅

#snz #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #snz wav #bless me #dust allergy #Youtube

[hannahsnz]

Update. After some experimentation consisting of walking outside and taking a deep breath, and some consultation with highly qualified medical professionals…I’m also allergic to grass pollen. 😅

So I might have a grass allergy. Lovely.

Guess I better conduct some experiments…👀

[hannahsnz]

So I might have a grass allergy. Lovely.

Guess I better conduct some experiments…👀

#snz #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #new allergies?

[hannahsnz]

a partner very decisively telling the other, “you’re coming down with something.”/“you’ve caught a cold.”/etc

#this is everything and it happened to me recently and I died

[hannahsnz]

Midlife Climax (F/F cold, 1st Place Poll winner, NSFW) Part 2/2

Sorry if this seems rushed, you should know that this is based on one of my most frequent snz fantasies and I often don't really flesh out the plot and details when I'm ♡☆going at☆♡ myself.

This was a dumb idea, right?

Mia pulled into the Walsley's street, cruising down the row of large, proud houses until she came to rest outside Chloe's. 

If she was wrong she'd look a fool and likely never be able to set foot in the neighbourhood again but if she was right.

Oh, if she was right…

A cursory glance in the driveway showed that Chloe's car was missing, as were her brother's and father's. All that remained was Mrs Walsley's car.

Good. She was the only one in.

—

“IH'TSCHIEW!! AHT'SCHIIIIIEW!!!” Angelene sneezed tiredly and blew her nose for what felt like the millionth time at this point. The cold had really set in now. She had only got up to shower and brush her teeth, only to head right back to bed in a fresh nighty and fluffy robe.

Maybe the swim yesterday wasn't worth it. Sure, she had gotten Mia's attention with her barely-concealed antics but couldn't she have at least waited another few days? And all the sneezing she had done probably undid any seductive efforts on her part.

Ding-dong!

Who could that be? Angelene wondered through another productive blow. She could hear Bella downstairs answering the door - she wasn't expecting anyone, she didn't have any packages arriving to her knowledge. But…Bella was letting the person in…

Pocketing her tissue, Angelene made her way to the foot of the stairs.

“Who is it, Bella?”

Her maid glanced up, as did…

Mia.

“It's a friend of Miss Chloe's, ma'am, she said they had plans.”

Mia's gaze remained fixed on her.

“Thank you, Bella.” Angelene said, making her way down.

Bella left and Angelene approached the younger woman stood in her living room.

“Chloe isn't here.”

“No?” Mia didn't look surprised.

“She left for classes early this morning.”

“Did she?”

“She has classes all day today.”

“I must have gotten my calendar mixed up.”

They stood in silence for a while, neither one sure where to go from there.

“Well,” Angelene rummaged in her pocket for the tissue, “feel free to mbake yourself at…at…AHHT'DSCHIEW!!!”

God, why did she have to be sick now?

“Bless you,” Mia steadied her gently, “I don't think that's still the pool water in your nose?”

“Ndo,” Angelene admitted dolefully, “I have this terrible cold, it's really knocked me for six.”

Mia made a noise of sympathy but didn't let go, “Why don't I take you back to bed,” she murmured, “you'll feel better there.”

“Uh…uh-huh! HaTDSCHIEW!!!! Oh dear, excuse mbe,” Angelene blew her nose again, “I'b being ad awful host…”

Mia guided Angelene to her bed and sat her down, studying the gorgeous creature before her. Her usually perfectly made up face drawn and tired, nose glowing crimson. The lines and creases on her face seemed deeper from exhaustion and far from hiding her figure, the thick dressing gown she wore only seemed to pad out her curves.

“I'b so sorry,” she mumbled from behind a fresh tissue, “I hope you dod't catch this.”

Mia cupped her cheek, “Maybe I wouldn't mind catching it from you.”

Angelene looked into the younger woman's eyes, dark and lustful. 

Their lips met, parting with a gentle greeting, only to feel the fizzle of tension between them explode as Mia threw a leg over Angelene and lay her down on the bed. Kissing led to hands running over bodies, grinding, desperate with the need.

Mia divested herself of her sweater and moved her kisses to Mrs Walsley's neck, allowing the older woman to sneeze freely off to the side.

“Bless you,” she purred, “this is such a bad cold isn't it, Mrs Walsley?”

Angelene couldn't answer, only gasped in response.

“You need to stay right here, in bed, don't you?”

“Mm, yes!”

Mia's hands went to the collar of her robe and tugged slightly.

“Wait - !”

Mia froze. Shit. Was she going too far?

Mrs Walsley blushed slightly, “I've never…with a woman, I…”

Mia grinned, “Don't worry, I'll take good care of you.”

Disrobing Mrs Walsley slowly, Mia ran her hands over the woman's body - still far too covered by her nightie - and shed her own clothes.

“Off.” She ordered, tugging at the material and Mrs Walsley obliged.

Whoever said women decline in beauty as they age must have been blind or stupid - no - both blind and stupid.

Mia surveyed Angelene before her. Soft, luscious curves. Folds and flesh in hills and valleys. Scars, stretch marks, fat. And not a single flaw among them.

“You're so fucking hot,” she whispered, diving forward and taking a large nipple into her mouth, grinning when she heard the gasp of pleasure above her. Sucking harder when she heard the ticklish catch of Angelene's breath signalling an oncoming sneeze.

Mia glanced up, looking straight up Angelene's nose in anticipation as she mouthed at her nipples, eagerly running her tongue over the hardening flesh. 

“Uh…..aaaah…!”

Without thinking, Mia swatted the hand that crept towards her face.

“Don't hold it back.”

She must be infected already, regardless. And she wanted to see what Mrs Walsley looked like sneezing from this angle.

Her nose was flaring to impossible widths, fluid dribbling, ready to blow at any second -

“AHHD'TSSSSCHIIIIIEW!!!”

It burst forth from her, shouted, without any shielding. Mia moaned around the nipple in her mouth, feeling the mist hit her face.

“Mmm, bless you.”

Angelene didn't reply, she was too busy rearing up for another sneeze. Three more of them, in fact, each one hitting Mia square in the face. Contagion blossomed between them, Mia undoubtedly doomed to spend the next few days with this same cold.

No doubt she would enjoy the memories attached to it, also.

Mia raked her fingertips down Angelene's body, drinking in her venusian figure with her touch.

—

Angelene looked down at the woman still licking her nipple, a fire in her eyes that fixed on Angelene's dripping nose.

She liked it.

Mia liked that Angelene was sick. She liked Angelene sneezing all over her

Angelene's nose had always been a source of embarrassment for her. It flushed a cherry red at the slightest provocation. The size, the shape, the sensitivity…it drove her to insanity sometimes. 

But hey, if it made Mia want her all the more…

She decided to experiment. The tickle still fizzled at the back of her nose, easily brought forward with some well-placed sniffles. 

Her eyes rolled to the back of her head, her forehead creased. 

“AAAAHH'EEEEEEHTSCHIIIIIIIIEEEW!”

Mia let out another moan and let go of her breasts, hand snaking downwards to tease at Angelene's entrance.

“Lube is id the top drawer.” Angelene croaked.

Taking that as a hint, Mia scooted to the side, squeezing a generous dollop onto her fingers and finding Angelene's quivering clit.

“You need this don't you?” Mia murmured, “You need someone to take care of you.”

Angelene pouted coquettishly, sniffling, “Yes.”

“This is all you need, isn't it? Being bundled up in bed, having someone fulfil your every desire?” Mia's breath ghosted across Angelene's neck, raising goosebumps. Angelene groaned involuntarily, Mia's fingers rubbing her gently.

“This is such an awful cold, isn't it?”

“It's so bad.”

“You poor thing,” Mia simpered, “it's been coming on since yesterday, hasn't it? It wasn't your pool allergies?”

Angelene sniffled wetly, “I didn't want to put you off.”

Mia grinned, kissing her deeply, “You silly girl,” she chuckled, “I just want to take care of you.”

“I'd love that. My nose is so stuffy…I keep sneezing…”

“You sneeze if you need to,” Mia shifted downwards, wriggling her way between Angelene's legs, “I'll take good care of you.”

“P-please…” Angelene stammered as Mia gave her a drawn out lick.

“I don't think anyone's taken care of you in a long time, have they?”

“N…ndot like this…”

Mia gazed at her warmly, “I'll help you feel all better. Just lay there and let me do the work.”

Angelene rested her head back on the pillow and allowed the younger woman to get to work, spreading her as wide as she would go and angling her pelvis upwards for ease of access.

Mia braced herself against handfuls of Angelene's thigh flesh, taking a breath before diving in to devour her pert, hard clitoris.

Slow, short strokes first. Her energy needed to be paced. Both of them, in fact. Angelene was eager, ready to be fucked, but she was still sick. Still needed to rest. No doubt she would pass out almost straight away after Mia was done with her.

Mia lengthened her strokes, earning a drawn in gasp from Angelene.

“Oh yes, baby…please…”

Something about hearing the other woman beg twisted pleasantly in Mia's stomach and she rewarded her with a harder lick, scraping her tastebuds along the raw nerves and Angelene groaned outright again. 

“Oh…like that, just like that! Huuuuh…!” Mia looked up upon hearing the gasp that punctuated her pleasured ramblings. It was that expression again - that gorgeous, desperate expression, the corners of her mouth turned downwards and open in anticipation of -

Mia began to suck on her clit.

“AAAAAHHHHHHHHH'TSCHAAAOOWW!!”

Mia moved her hands under to grab Angelene's asscheeks, pulling her into her harder.

“Uh'SCHIIIIIIIIEEEW!!!”

Spray - and something ever so slightly thicker than spray - hit Mia in the face, but still she persisted. 

For Angelene's part, she had never felt anything so sweetly torturous. Every motion of Mia's tongue unravelled her and a part of her wished it to stop lest she fall apart completely. But it was incredible. Unrelenting. The pleasure mounted. And when she didn't think it could mount anymore, she sneezed. Sneezing so openly, so loudly, so freely. It only added to the experience of being eaten out, feeling her pussy contract and contort with the involuntary actions of her nose and the very voluntary actions of Mia's tongue.

Angelene couldn't pinpoint the moment when her orgasm began or ended. It seemed to wax and wane in a spasming stiffness of electricity that shot through her body and boneless exhaustion that had her sinking into the bed. Mia was relentless, determined for her to peak all the more.

It was when her voice gave out entirely that Mia stopped, pressing final kisses to her cunt in quick succession.

“HAESH'OOOHH!!”

“Bless you,” Mia murmured, “tissue?”

Angelene nodded, too weak to say so.

She heard tissues being torn from the box and pressed against her nose.

“Blow.”

She did. Endlessly, it seemed. Thick and gungy, but when Mia pulled them away and dabbed at her stinging nostrils, Angelene realised she could breathe again.

“Get some sleep.” Mia whispered, tucking the blanket around her, “I'll check on you tomorrow?”

Angelene smiled wickedly. Oh yes, she would definitely need taking care of tomorrow.

#goddamn. that is all.

[hannahsnz]

That moment when the cold is not as fun as it was two days ago.

Sinus pressure, total congestion, and big, body bending sneezes are wiping me out. 😅

That moment when someone tells you:

“That cold you’ve been fighting off all week? You definitely have it now.”

Especially if you’re between sneezes. 🫠

#my nose will not stop running #so many sneezes

[hannahsnz]

That moment when someone tells you:

“That cold you’ve been fighting off all week? You definitely have it now.”

Especially if you’re between sneezes. 🫠

#I love certain people knowing my nose better than I do #cold denial never gets old #snz #snzblr #bless me #can’t blame the allergies if there’s no dust

[hannahsnz]

someone whose cold sneezes are noticeably different from their allergy sneezes (or vice versa)... in a way that's as inconvenient to them as possible.

someone who's already used to allergy season. they're no stranger to how every spring leaves their nose tickly - always on the precipice of a release - for weeks on end; they're no stranger to the long, drawn out hitches, the ticklish releases, the absolute dread when they step outside and everything's blooming, and they feel the dreaded - but not unfamiliar - itch start to form.

but when they come down with a cold...

all of a sudden, their sneezes are forceful enough to snap them forward at the waist. every messy, spraying sneeze absolutely drenches whatever they've thought to cover with (or - if they haven't had the chance to cover, or if they simply can't be bothered to - mists the air with millions of contagious droplets).

their sneezes are loud enough to scrape against their throat, as if it wasn't sore enough already - they're getting hoarse just from sneezing so much - and loud enough to attract the (unwanted?) attention of anyone who happens to be in the vicinity.

they're used to their breath hitching torturously with allergies - they're used to long, drawn-out allergic fits. but with this cold, their breath barely hitches in warning before they're overcome with the overwhelming urge to sneeze, and sneeze...

(needless to say, it's difficult to cover the explosion of a sneeze in time; they're so used to knowing exactly when it will happen, but this cold catches them completely off guard with every sudden, wrenching sneeze, which makes it just that much more difficult to keep their cold to themself...)

alternatively,

someone who's the type to catch colds often. surely after all of those colds, allergies can't be so bad, can they? or so they think, until they find themselves faced with an allergen for the first time - one which leaves their nose tickling more than it ever has with the proximity, their eyes watering, their breath hitching torturously into false starts and unsatisfying, ticklish sneezing fits for minutes and minutes on end... and even after all of it, their nose still tickles so badly that they... still want to... hEHH-!

#I feel attacked #why is this me #I think I’m currently fighting off a cold #and adding my dust allergies on top is not fun

[hannahsnz]

Finally getting around to compiling all the small clips I have of sneezes. Here is literally only the first week of March.

Yes, they are all from my dust allergies 😩🫣

#snz #snzblr #snzfucker #snzbian #snz wav #bless me #dust makes me sneeze 🥺 #Youtube

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I wouldn’t know anything about this 👀😅

When someone feels such a strong tickle as they’re driving that they have to pull over because they know the fit is going to be that big. 🫠

[hannahsnz]

So I don’t go as far as to say I have spring allergies (really I just feel like that’s a tease because they’re mild). But I do feel like there is a change that happens, so hey here’s five minutes of me sneezing and talking about it 🤭

#this. just this. 😍😍

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Blessing someone but then ALSO commenting on the sneeze

“Bless you!” is a classic, we love it.

But

“Bless you! That was a big one”

“Bless you! That was a wet one”

“Bless you! That was a messy one”

“Bless you! That one sprayed a lot”

“Bless you! That one sounded itchy”

“Bless you! That one sounded tickly”

“Bless you! That one sounded like it hurt 🥺”

“Bless you! That was a snotty one”