Sometimes what you’re most afraid of doing is the very thing that will set you free. - ROBERT TEW
Ask/Rp blog for my OC reaper Issac Davenport. Multi verse and ship. Muse +21, Mun +21 (FC: Cody Fern as Xavier Plympton). Penned by Kit. Please read Rules and About pages before interaction.
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Promo Credit: @cfterglow
Places to find me: @talesfromahs and @meaningful-negativity
issac is called to an alley to get a soul and he sees something that looks like a man just getting done killing someone. He stays back and leans against the building behind him. issac watches the other who he can sense is not a human but wonders what he is because he has never sensed something like him. He lets the man have his fun then walks out of the shadows "Well, i have to admit that was an interesting thing to watch but i have to send the soul of that man on his way. Are you done with him or do i need to wait?"
so, i absolutely love cooking! it's a passion of mine, i've been cooking for my family for years, people seem to find my food edible enough, and i recently found myself unable to cook at all for about a week, resulting in this little list coming into existence! i'm most likely going to make more of these, simply because the dynamics in a kitchen are varied as hell, right? we have romantic couples who cook together as a hobby, there's professional restaurant kitchen settings, baking oriented stuff, cooking with kids, there's a LOT to be done w the topic! so these are more for the chaos of someone who cannot boil an egg to save their life, vs. someone who enjoys cooking and is widely considered to be a dab hand at it! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST! but i do hope you enjoy it as much as i enjoyed making it!
" hey, hey, it's okay! we'll scrape off the burnt bits! "
" here, let me chop the onions, okay? you can dice the peppers and beef; just be sure to do them on separate boards, yeah? "
" you... you know the wine was for the stew, don't you?! "
" i swear to you, i don't know how this happened. i followed every single instruction, word for word! "
" taste this and tell me what you think! "
" oh my god... this is AMAZING! you should have your own cooking show! "
" you're kidding me! no way this whole thing is vegan! it's just too good! "
" so, um... i might have possibly accidentally tipped the entire jar of cayenne pepper into the soup... and by might have, i mean definitely. "
" i think i'm gonna have to ask you to leave the kitchen before you hurt somebody. "
" it says here to fold in the eggs... now, tell me, how exactly does one do that? "
" i might have over-exaggerated my cooking skills... and blown up the oven. "
" look, it sounds gross, but i'm telling you, when it's cooked right, it's the best thing ever! "
" i lied to my date and now they think i'm this amazing cook when i'm absolutely not, so please, can you spare me the lecture and just teach me how to cook? "
" woah, woah, woah... try chopping like this. yeah, that's it. you won't chop off your hand this way. "
" so, um... how exactly did it manage to stay frozen solid on the inside, but scorch to a crisp on the outside? "
" okay, remember when it asked for fifty grams of sugar? yeah. i accidentally used salt. "
" well, at least we know the smoke alarms work, right? "
" i ruined three knives, i have a roast chicken embedded in my ceiling, my oven officially needs therapy, and so do i! wanna call it quits and order a pizza? "
" i swear, you're one of those kitchen gods who can make ice cubes taste fantastic! "
" this is the fun part! take that tenderiser, and beat the absolute crap out of that pile of steaks. "
" i'm trying so hard not to judge you right now, but... onion goggles?! "
" how on earth did you get pasta sauce on the ceiling? "
" you know every single firefighter in town knows my name? and my top three favorite comfort foods to bring each time i trigger the fire alarm? yeah. that's my culinary reputation. "
" hey. it's okay. this isn't the first time i've burnt dinner. i have taco bell on speed dial. "
" sometimes recipes just don't work out. and that's okay! what matters is that you tried. "
" i didn't realize it was even possible to burn water! "
" ah... i see where you went wrong. the recipe uses paprika. this is chilli powder. "
" quit eating the batter, or we'll have no cupcakes at all! "
" no! no way. i'm not tasting anything cooked by you; not since your orange juice gave me food poisoning. "
" the last time i tried to cook, my pot roast ended up on fire and put a hole in my dry wall. i had to hang paintings over it until i could refill the crater. "
" no, you cannot cook chicken medium-rare. wanna know why? because that means it's raw. and you'll end up with food poisoning. and i'll have to tell you what a moron you were to even think that was an acceptable thing to do in the first place. "
" i thought you teaching me how to cook would be all soft and friendly, like the great british bake-off! but it's more like hell's kitchen. "
" no tears in my kitchen, thank you! "
" six fires in three hours is your personal best! only problem is, we're making fruit salad... "
" i understand that it's meant to be salted caramel, but... exactly how much salt did you use?! "
"WE CONSTANTLY FLIRT EVERY TIME WE MEET BUT IT'S NEVER GONE ANYWHERE" PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue for that one pairing that can't stop flirting with each other no matter what, adjust as necessary, nsfw implied
don't make promises you can't keep, darling.
i'm pretty sure you said that to me last time.
everyone else bores me. not you.
you're the only one who ever held my attention.
i'm quite a fan of yours.
this is how it always has to be.
i suppose we're just going to keep doing this?
you always find a way to surprise me.
you're getting better at this, you know.
have you ever considered... us?
now now. not in front of my friends.
behave yourself, or i'm warning you...
when did you start looking at me like that?
i never knew you felt that way about me.
i'm not crossing a line. you are.
i thought you promised to behave.
we talked about this last time.
have you ever thought about what it might feel like to kiss me?
i've only ever thought of you.
wipe that cute, smug look off your face.
i wish you would take this seriously.
what does this mean to you? is it serious, or just flirting?
that's not what you used to say.
keep talking like that and i might end up in your arms.
you know me better than anyone on earth.
is that your way of asking me to bed?
you say that every time, but you never mean it.
how long have you been staring at me?
you're looking rather beautiful tonight.
you flatter me, dear.
everyone knows you want to fuck me.
i could use some time with you. alone.
what if i kissed you right now?
do you touch yourself when you think of me?
you know all my hiding places.
figured you'd find out i was here.
have you been keeping an eye on me?
do you ache for me?
you know my blood better than my heart does.
you must be so lonely.
everything is easier when you're here.
i hate that i think of you.
i wish you would just kiss me.
it's a shame we can never be together.
this is just flirting. this will always be just flirting.
that's not what you usually say when we're alone.
must you always make things so complicated?
you give me such a headache.
oh please. don't flatter yourself.
does it ever get tiring, being so beautiful?
the song made me think of you.
this isn't normal for us. acting this way.
i thought you liked keeping things at arm's length.
❛ it was wrong of me to assume you're ever gonna change. ❜
❛ that's it? it was all just a lie? ❜
❛ shame on me for thinking you were a good person. ❜
❛ you're gonna pay for what you did to me. ❜
❛ you didn't hear a word of what i just said, did you? ❜
❛ believe me, you weren't my first choice either. ❜
❛ if you've got a problem with the way i handle things, just say so. ❜
❛ do you think we're gonna survive this? ❜
❛ what's your problem?! ❜
❛ will you please slow down a little? ❜
❛ i can't believe you would do something like that. ❜
❛ did it mean anything to you? ❜
❛ i'm never gonna be good enough for you. ❜
❛ we were just fooling ourselves this whole time. ❜
❛ i'm sorry, i didn't know where else to go. ❜
❛ i don't want to argue with you anymore. ❜
❛ fine. you were right, and i was wrong. happy now? ❜
❛ this day feels like it's never gonna end. ❜
❛ i didn't think you'd care so much. ❜
❛ this must be like the first time you were nice to me. ❜
❛ out of all the people here, why do i have to be stuck with you? ❜
❛ do you want to go on a date with me? ❜
❛ honestly, i don't think i wanna leave the house today. ❜
❛ were you ever planning on telling me about all of this? ❜
❛ i wish i had another choice. ❜
❛ don't flatter yourself, a fifth-grader could've done this as well. ❜
❛ you're the most insufferable person i have ever met. ❜
❛ here, you look like you need this more than me right now. ❜
❛ oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game. ❜
❛ just let me sleep for five more minutes. ❜
❛ alright, is there anything else we have to do before they arrive? ❜
❛ do you believe in ghosts? ❜
❛ i wish we had more time together. ❜
❛ you don't have to leave just yet ... you could stay the night if you wanted to. ❜
❛ where are you taking me? ❜
❛ trust me, this is the last thing i want to do. ❜
❛ i need more time to think about what i want. ❜
❛ why didn't you say anything earlier? we could've avoided this whole mess. ❜
❛ i don't feel so good, i think i may be getting sick. ❜
❛ help me! please! ❜
Send 💕 (or “hearts!” if the symbol doesn��t show up) and I’ll fill out the following for our muses:
Have we discussed shipping before?: yes || no
My interest level overall: I’ve wanted this for so long || can’t wait || I think it’ll be fun || kinda feeling it || maybe with a lot of plotting || I need to think about it || not interested, sorry
How we should do this: jump right in || slow burn || pre-established || build up to it in a thread || anything goes
Dynamics I want to try out with our ship: friends to lovers || rivals to lovers || enemies to lovers || mutual pining || battle couple || childhood friends || high school sweethearts || star crossed lovers || long time lovers || old married couple || newlyweds || sickeningly sweet couple || secret lovers || fake dating/marriage || best friends hiding their feelings || arranged marriage || soulmates || other
Side:
@thexsadxbaronet - Thomas Sharpe of Crimson Peak
@bloodcfchaos - Egyptian god of Chaos (Set or Seth)
@lovesfirstblood - Greek god of love and desire (Eros)
@heroesandironmen - Marvel multi
“Don’t pay the Ferryman! Don’t even fix a price! Don’t pay the Ferryman! Until he gets you to the other-side!”
Independent, Greek Mythology based Kharon, Ferryman of the Underworld. Heavily HC based. FC: Mark Fischbach ( if you do not like YouTuber FCs please do not follow ). Triggering and N/S/F/W, Mun 25+ with 10 years of writing experience.
I got a phone so like I can finally makes edits and post them so I'm on tiktok again and I make edits :3 they aren't that good since I use capcut but my account is @skellington_1
Heres a edit of mine I really like (it flopped the time posting this)
I would remake this tbh
Anyways go follow me or sum if you want :3
I'm planning on editing EVERY cody fern character :3
THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT - THE ANTHOLOGY BY TAYLOR SWIFT PROMPT LIST
* assorted lyrics from the album, some lines slightly adapted for meme purposes but feel free to adjust as necessary
even if it's handcuffed, i'm leaving here with you.
trust me. i can handle a dangerous man.
i love you. it's ruining my life.
does it feel all right to not know me?
i am who i am 'cause you trained me.
quick. tell me something awful.
i loved you the way that you were.
we were just kids, babe.
i can fix him.
you and i go from one kiss to getting married.
you said i'm the love of your life.
way up there, i actually love it.
i just don't understand how you don't miss me.
do you hate me?
did you think i had it in me?
what if i told you i'm back?
i still miss the smoke.
i'm not trying to exaggerate, but i think i might die if it happened.
you look like stevie nicks.
it's hell on earth to be heavenly.
i still can't believe it.
this happens once every few lifetimes.
didn't you hear? they called it all off.
it's happening again.
my friends say it isn't right to be scared.
i might just die.
fuck you if i can't have us.
tell me about the first time you saw me.
are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me?
no one's ever had me... not like you.
stay away from her.
there wouldn't be this if there hadn't been you.
i don't think you've changed much.
that's where i was when i lost it all.
life was always easier on you than it was on me.
i hoped you'd return.
do you believe me now?
what if your eyes looked up and met mine one more time?
what are the chances you'd be downtown?
is it something i did?
oh, we must stop meeting like this.
they say what doesn't kill you makes you aware.
i'm not a donor, but i'd give you my heart if you needed it.
looking backwards might be the only way to move forwards.
the story isn't mine anymore.
what a charming saturday!
none of it is changing.
wild winds are death to the candle.
one bad seed kills the garden.
i'm bitter, but i swear i'm fine.
this place made me feel worthless.
i didn't want to come down.
everything had been above board.
blood's thick, but nothing like a payroll.
you can mark my words that i said it first.
the professor said to write what you know.
all of this to say, i hope you're okay.
your words are still just ringing in my head.
i built a legacy which you can't undo.
who do i have to speak to to change the prophecy?
the effects were temporary.
no, i'm not coming to my senses.
babe, you gotta fake it 'til you make it.
you know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart.
i guess a lesser woman would've lost hope.
thought of calling you, but you won't pick up.
you're a professional.
long may you reign.
you're an animal. you are bloodthirsty.
now i seem to be scared to go outside.
i don't believe in good luck.
i hate it here.
if i'd been there, i'd hate it.
only the gentle survived.
i'm lonely, but i'm good.
you have no room in your dreams for regrets.
i thought it was just goodbye for now.
are you still a mind reader?
let it once be me.
i haven't decided yet.
i still dream of him.
i'm so afraid i sealed my fate.
it was always the same searing pain.
i can't forgive the way you made me feel.
it wasn't a fair fight or a clean kill.
she used to say she wished that you were dead.
tell me all your secrets.
they tried to warn you about me.
you're in terrible danger.
i'm the life you chose.
yes, i'm haunted, but i'm feeling just fine.
no one asks any questions here.
tell me i'm despicable. say it's unforgivable.
i'm running back home to you.
you should see your faces.
you knew the price going in.
was any of it true?
who the fuck was that guy?
i don't ever want you back.
did you sleep with a gun underneath out bed?
you don't get to tell me you feel bad.
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
am i allowed to cry?
there's no such thing as bad thoughts. only your actions talk.
they're going to crucify me anyway.
i know i'm just repeating myself.
that's the closest i've come to my heart exploding.
To humans lucky enough not to cross his path when he's hungry, he's just the friendly neighborhood drugged up dealer living in a van.
To other supernaturals & his closest human friends, he's a proud werewolf who's been living the hippie lifestyle since the 1960's.
🍃 Fandomless & selective werewolf oc. 21+ only, as this blog will contain gore, body horror, drug use, & other adult content. Open to OC's, AU's & most fandoms. Written by Leaf.
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