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It is & you’ll soon be living on my farm with me🥰👀

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Shane, annoyed: Asshole. I hate you.

Farmer, in their head: Enemies to lovers, slow burn, double angst with happy ending, 300K+ words.

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Bitches be like "here's my scrimkly blorbo bleebus" and show you a wet man in a biohazard jar. That's me I'm bitches

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Dear Farmer,

Last night, a Joja team member found you incapacitated. A medical team was dispatched to bring you home safely.

We're glad you're okay!

(You've been billed 400g for this service)

-Morris

Joja Customer Satisfaction Representative

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Them: NOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN’T JUST MARRY SHANE STARDEW VALLEY!!!! HE’S GROSS AND MESSY!!!!!! HE STILL DRINKS SOMETIMES!!!!!!! HE’S NOT A PERFECT HUSBANDERINO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: ha ha man bounce chicken

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some angst for YOU 🫵

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Ughhh I need to draw more grumpy/annoyed Shane

Also my headcanon that he’s super annoyed by the attention the new farmer gets in the beginning and being highly prejudiced against them because of that.

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me for the past week

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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i wish some of you lived down the street so i could go to your house and bother you in person every single day

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As far as kids birthday parties go, pool parties held at a local hotel are pretty hard to mess up. This one went off without a hitch and everyone seemed to have fun. All the kids had an absolute blast and will sleep great tonight. And so will I. I’m exhausted and so grateful that I don’t have to worry about more birthday parties until December.

#personal #we brought a shit ton of fun and most of it was eaten which is great #the stuff we came home with will be snacked on for dinner because I can’t bring myself to cook #it’s been a good day #now I must withdraw for 7-10 business days to recover

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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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